Why would they change their ways to do what you've asked!!

>I hope AMCN or Two Wheels can get their hands on a few examples and give us a balanced review/road-test to salivate over.

On Sat, 16 May 2009 10:49:29 +0930, Johno <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>On Fri, 15 May 2009 14:43:03 +1000, Diogenes <(E-Mail Removed)>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 14 May 2009 21:38:14 -0700 (PDT), Hytram <(E-Mail Removed)>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On May 15, 1:18*pm, "George W Frost" <georgewfr...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> "Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
>>>>
>>>> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> > On Thu, 14 May 2009 17:13:02 -0700 (PDT), JL <jlitt...@my-deja.com>
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >>On May 15, 6:40 am, Diogenes <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote:
>>>> >>> On Thu, 14 May 2009 21:34:14 +1000, jl <not-h...@nowhere.com> wrote:
>>>> >>> >http://www.motorcycledaily.com/22apr...0cc2stroke.htm
>>>>
>>>> >>> >http://www.twostrokeshop.com/index.htm
>>>>
>>>> >>> >Why didn't someone tell me sooner !
>>>>
>>>> >>> >a 500cc 2 stroke in an Aprilia 250 frame, or an 1100 two stroke in a
>>>> >>> >ZX10 frame !
>>>>
>>>> >>> >Is there anyone on the list in Cairns - is it too good to be true, is
>>>> >>> >it
>>>> >>> >really April 1st ?
>>>>
>>>> >>> A big part of motorcycling has always been building machinery to cater
>>>> >>> for suicide jockeys. This mob seem to be the industry's answer to Dr
>>>> >>> Nietschke, unless they take a holistic engineering approach to their
>>>> >>> machines and engineer the frames and suspension to cope with the HP
>>>> >>> and torque of the motors.
>>>>
>>>> >>> If all they're doing is chucking ridiculous amounts of HP into frames
>>>> >>> which were built for much less power, there's going to be dead bodies
>>>> >>> everywhere. But hey, that very idea has been around motorcycling
>>>> >>> since the year dot. In fact that's what turns so many on.
>>>>
>>>> >>> Moths and flames come to mind. Buy shares in coffin makers. This
>>>> >>> could be the solution to t the economic crisis and global
>>>> >>> over-population. They should get a government grant. As long as
>>>> >>> those coffins are made from environmentally friendly, renewable
>>>> >>> resources, I see no problem.
>>>>
>>>> >>Twit
>>>>
>>>> > Sourpuss.
>>
>>>> Thank god it's Friday if that is all you two can come up with
>>>
>>>does the internet stop on Fridays?
>>
>>What's the internet ?

>Ask Cliffy, he used it before it was invented.
>
>Shandy mate?

Sarsparilla, thanks...

=================

Onya bike

Gerry

"Diogenes" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed)...
> On Sat, 16 May 2009 10:49:29 +0930, Johno <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 15 May 2009 14:43:03 +1000, Diogenes <(E-Mail Removed)>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 14 May 2009 21:38:14 -0700 (PDT), Hytram <(E-Mail Removed)>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On May 15, 1:18 pm, "George W Frost" <georgewfr...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> "Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
>>>>>
>>>>> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> > On Thu, 14 May 2009 17:13:02 -0700 (PDT), JL <jlitt...@my-deja.com>
>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >>On May 15, 6:40 am, Diogenes <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote:
>>>>> >>> On Thu, 14 May 2009 21:34:14 +1000, jl <not-h...@nowhere.com>
>>>>> >>> wrote:
>>>>> >>> >http://www.motorcycledaily.com/22apr...0cc2stroke.htm
>>>>>
>>>>> >>> >http://www.twostrokeshop.com/index.htm
>>>>>
>>>>> >>> >Why didn't someone tell me sooner !
>>>>>
>>>>> >>> >a 500cc 2 stroke in an Aprilia 250 frame, or an 1100 two stroke
>>>>> >>> >in a
>>>>> >>> >ZX10 frame !
>>>>>
>>>>> >>> >Is there anyone on the list in Cairns - is it too good to be
>>>>> >>> >true, is
>>>>> >>> >it
>>>>> >>> >really April 1st ?
>>>>>
>>>>> >>> A big part of motorcycling has always been building machinery to
>>>>> >>> cater
>>>>> >>> for suicide jockeys. This mob seem to be the industry's answer to
>>>>> >>> Dr
>>>>> >>> Nietschke, unless they take a holistic engineering approach to
>>>>> >>> their
>>>>> >>> machines and engineer the frames and suspension to cope with the
>>>>> >>> HP
>>>>> >>> and torque of the motors.
>>>>>
>>>>> >>> If all they're doing is chucking ridiculous amounts of HP into
>>>>> >>> frames
>>>>> >>> which were built for much less power, there's going to be dead
>>>>> >>> bodies
>>>>> >>> everywhere. But hey, that very idea has been around motorcycling
>>>>> >>> since the year dot. In fact that's what turns so many on.
>>>>>
>>>>> >>> Moths and flames come to mind. Buy shares in coffin makers. This
>>>>> >>> could be the solution to t the economic crisis and global
>>>>> >>> over-population. They should get a government grant. As long as
>>>>> >>> those coffins are made from environmentally friendly, renewable
>>>>> >>> resources, I see no problem.
>>>>>
>>>>> >>Twit
>>>>>
>>>>> > Sourpuss.
>>>
>>>>> Thank god it's Friday if that is all you two can come up with
>>>>
>>>>does the internet stop on Fridays?
>>>
>>>What's the internet ?
>
>>Ask Cliffy, he used it before it was invented.
>>
>>Shandy mate?
>
> Sarsparilla, thanks...
>
> =================
>
> Onya bike
>
> Gerry

You on the hard stuff now Gerry??

On Sat, 16 May 2009 07:43:52 GMT, "George W Frost"
<(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>
>"Diogenes" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>news:(E-Mail Removed).. .
>> On Sat, 16 May 2009 10:49:29 +0930, Johno <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 15 May 2009 14:43:03 +1000, Diogenes <(E-Mail Removed)>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 14 May 2009 21:38:14 -0700 (PDT), Hytram <(E-Mail Removed)>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On May 15, 1:18 pm, "George W Frost" <georgewfr...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> "Diogenes" <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote in message
>>>>>>
>>>>>> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > On Thu, 14 May 2009 17:13:02 -0700 (PDT), JL <jlitt...@my-deja.com>
>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>On May 15, 6:40 am, Diogenes <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote:
>>>>>> >>> On Thu, 14 May 2009 21:34:14 +1000, jl <not-h...@nowhere.com>
>>>>>> >>> wrote:
>>>>>> >>> >http://www.motorcycledaily.com/22apr...0cc2stroke.htm
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>> >http://www.twostrokeshop.com/index.htm
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>> >Why didn't someone tell me sooner !
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>> >a 500cc 2 stroke in an Aprilia 250 frame, or an 1100 two stroke
>>>>>> >>> >in a
>>>>>> >>> >ZX10 frame !
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>> >Is there anyone on the list in Cairns - is it too good to be
>>>>>> >>> >true, is
>>>>>> >>> >it
>>>>>> >>> >really April 1st ?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>> A big part of motorcycling has always been building machinery to
>>>>>> >>> cater
>>>>>> >>> for suicide jockeys. This mob seem to be the industry's answer to
>>>>>> >>> Dr
>>>>>> >>> Nietschke, unless they take a holistic engineering approach to
>>>>>> >>> their
>>>>>> >>> machines and engineer the frames and suspension to cope with the
>>>>>> >>> HP
>>>>>> >>> and torque of the motors.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>> If all they're doing is chucking ridiculous amounts of HP into
>>>>>> >>> frames
>>>>>> >>> which were built for much less power, there's going to be dead
>>>>>> >>> bodies
>>>>>> >>> everywhere. But hey, that very idea has been around motorcycling
>>>>>> >>> since the year dot. In fact that's what turns so many on.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>> Moths and flames come to mind. Buy shares in coffin makers. This
>>>>>> >>> could be the solution to t the economic crisis and global
>>>>>> >>> over-population. They should get a government grant. As long as
>>>>>> >>> those coffins are made from environmentally friendly, renewable
>>>>>> >>> resources, I see no problem.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>Twit
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > Sourpuss.
>>>>
>>>>>> Thank god it's Friday if that is all you two can come up with
>>>>>
>>>>>does the internet stop on Fridays?
>>>>
>>>>What's the internet ?
>>
>>>Ask Cliffy, he used it before it was invented.
>>>
>>>Shandy mate?
>>
>> Sarsparilla, thanks...

>You on the hard stuff now Gerry??

My liver doesn't like the hard stuff. Years of abuse and all that...

=================

Onya bike

Gerry

On 14/5/09 11:41 PM, in article
xcVOl.10999$(E-Mail Removed), "Knobdoodle"
<(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>
> "jl" <not-(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:021bf4c9$0$20657$(E-Mail Removed)...
>> http://www.motorcycledaily.com/22apr...0cc2stroke.htm
>>
>> http://www.twostrokeshop.com/index.htm
>>
>> Why didn't someone tell me sooner !
>>
>> a 500cc 2 stroke in an Aprilia 250 frame, or an 1100 two stroke in a ZX10
>> frame !
>>
>> Is there anyone on the list in Cairns - is it too good to be true, is it
>> really April 1st ?
>>
> "building complete top-end kits for Yamaha two-stroke motors..."
>
> Wow; really building and assembling all the many intricate parts that make
> up a 2-stroke's top-end?!!?
> Fark!


lolz

jl wrote:
> (E-Mail Removed) wrote:
>> On Fri, 15 May 2009 16:59:03 +1000, Diogenes wrote:
>>> On Thu, 14 May 2009 23:26:30 -0700 (PDT), "Nev.." <(E-Mail Removed)>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On May 14, 9:34 pm, jl <not-h...@nowhere.com> wrote:
>>>>> http://www.motorcycledaily.com/22apr...0cc2stroke.htm
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.twostrokeshop.com/index.htm
>>>>>
>>>>> Why didn't someone tell me sooner !
>>>>>
>>>>> a 500cc 2 stroke in an Aprilia 250 frame, or an 1100 two stroke in a
>>>>> ZX10 frame !
>>>>>
>>>>> Is there anyone on the list in Cairns - is it too good to be true,
>>>>> is it
>>>>> really April 1st ?
>>>>>
>>>>> JL
>>>> I am. Walked through every bike shop on the main drag this morning
>>>> but didn't see any of those TSS engines. The local Suzuki dealer is
>>>> only about 60sec walk from where I'm staying. He's also the local
>>>> Buell dealer, but I bet I've sold more Buells than him this week.
>>> 9 Compass Cl, Edge Hill, Cairns
>>>
>>
>> Yeah that's what I said. (Note to self - read thread before responding)
>>
>
>
> OK so is there any chance one of the locals could go have a chat ?
>
> JL
> I assume it's just a visit Nev ?

Well. I sent them an email back at the same time I posted the above, no
one responded.

I guess it was a late April fools joke

JL
<sigh>