(heh-heh-)
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
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*One of them said, " I Believe I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas In my
favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I
reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for
the Queen of England."
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*The second surgeon said. "That's really nothing. A young man lost an
arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later
he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
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The third surgeon said, Shoot,you fellers are amateurs. Listen to this,
several years ago a =woman was high= on cocaine and she rode a horse
head-on into a train =traveling at 80 miles= an hour. All I had left to
work with was, ''the woman's blonde hair'' and, only the horse's ass.
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I was able to put them together; and now ‘‘she's running for
President’’
WhatchatthinkAboutThat.
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B. Jay Kana--
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( happy trails to you all)
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