Not only should the seller be given a good kicking for creating such a
monstrosity, but to then have the temerity to describe it as
"immaculate"

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kawasaki-ZR110...?pt=UK_Motorcy
cles&hash=item1e63e44614


Ye gods...

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"Dan L" <DONT SEND YOUR CRAP TO (E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

> . . . but to then have the temerity to describe it as "immaculate"

Someone may believe that the lack of dirt on the paint qualifies use of
that word.

Yuk. Why didn't he paint it in fluorescent "day-glo" yellow. Then the
choice of colour would at least have served a purpose, to some potential
buyers.

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On 5/27/2011 10:12 PM, Dan L wrote:

> Not only should the seller be given a good kicking for creating such a
> monstrosity, but to then have the temerity to describe it as
> "immaculate"
>
> Ye gods...

At least there is some colour coordination with the license plate.

SQ

Champ wrote:

> On 28 May 2011 06:12:54 GMT, "Dan L" <DONT SEND YOUR CRAP TO
> (E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
> > Not only should the seller be given a good kicking for creating
> > such a monstrosity, but to then have the temerity to describe it as
> > "immaculate"
> >
> > http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kawasaki-ZR110...3412?pt=UK_Mot
> > orcycles&hash=item1e63e44614
>
> <small voice>
>
> I quite like it...

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Good grief...

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On 28/05/11 07:12, Dan L wrote:
> Not only should the seller be given a good kicking for creating such a
> monstrosity, but to then have the temerity to describe it as
> "immaculate"
>
> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kawasaki-ZR110...?pt=UK_Motorcy
> cles&hash=item1e63e44614
>
>
> Ye gods...
>
oow nasty! You can't beat black with gold lines and lettering - various
attempts to deviate from this have never looked as good - but then I was
first registered in 1943 and my views may no longer hold. In my day
bikes were real bikes with character - they started if they were in the
mood - and left a lasting impression - a permanent oil stain and a hefty
right leg.

No one in his right mind would choose a Velocette as a getaway vehicle )

On 28 May 2011 06:12:54 GMT, "Dan L" <DONT SEND YOUR CRAP TO
(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>Not only should the seller be given a good kicking for creating such a
>monstrosity, but to then have the temerity to describe it as
>"immaculate"
>
>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kawasaki-ZR110...?pt=UK_Motorcy
>cles&hash=item1e63e44614

Looks pretty clean to me. What exactly is not immaculate about it?

>Ye gods...

Saw a lot worse with the original Zs back in the '70s, when they were,
at least for a while, the 'custom'[1] bike of choice

[1] Before the word got hijacked to mean 'Harley-based monstrosity'.

On 28 May 2011 06:12:54 GMT, "Dan L" <DONT SEND YOUR CRAP TO
(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kawasaki-ZR110...?pt=UK_Motorcy
>cles&hash=item1e63e44614
>

When I read the first few lines of the 'Item Specifics' box, I
genuinely read the line 'Condition: Used' as 'Condition:
Ugly'.

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"Dan L" <DONT SEND YOUR CRAP TO (E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed)...
> Not only should the seller be given a good kicking for creating such a
> monstrosity, but to then have the temerity to describe it as
> "immaculate"
>
> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kawasaki-ZR110...?pt=UK_Motorcy
> cles&hash=item1e63e44614
>
>
> Ye gods...
>


colour scheme by a chromatic dyslexic ... yeeeeuch.

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"Dan L" <DONT SEND YOUR CRAP TO (E-Mail Removed)> writes:

> Not only should the seller be given a good kicking for creating such a
> monstrosity, but to then have the temerity to describe it as
> "immaculate"
>
> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kawasaki-ZR110...?pt=UK_Motorcy
> cles&hash=item1e63e44614
>
>
> Ye gods...

Well, if someone runs you over when you're riding that, "Sorry mate I
*did* see you" would be a perfectly reasonable excuse.
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Alfonso wrote:
> On 28/05/11 07:12, Dan L wrote:
>> Not only should the seller be given a good kicking for creating such a
>> monstrosity, but to then have the temerity to describe it as
>> "immaculate"
>>
>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kawasaki-ZR110...?pt=UK_Motorcy
>> cles&hash=item1e63e44614
>>
>>
>> Ye gods...
>>
> oow nasty! You can't beat black with gold lines and lettering - various
> attempts to deviate from this have never looked as good - but then I was
> first registered in 1943 and my views may no longer hold. In my day
> bikes were real bikes with character - they started if they were in the
> mood - and left a lasting impression - a permanent oil stain and a hefty
> right leg.
>
> No one in his right mind would choose a Velocette as a getaway vehicle )

Evidently I'm not in my right mind - both my (pre-war) MSS Velos started
first poke, though my Clubman's Venom either started first time, or you
could forget it for the rest of the day.

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