"CT" <(E-Mail Removed)> writes:

> boxerboy wrote:
>
>> http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/288870
>>
>> And Mrs Boxer tells me to concentrate on the road when as much as
>> blink!
>
> I love the caption:
>
> "Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, is Florida's first genital-shaving-related
> traffic offender of the year after rear-ending a pickup truck while
> shaving her genitals."
>
> As if there's likely to be *more* genital-shaving-related traffic
> offenders during the year!

That's Florida, any sort of derangedness is possible down there.

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On Mar 11, 12:24*am, "Beav" <beavis.origi...@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
> "Wicked Uncle Nigel" <w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote in messagenews:(E-Mail Removed)...
>
>
>
> > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick
> > <nos...@bonwick.me.uk> typed
> >>On Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:12:31 +0000, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk
> >>(The Older Gentleman) wrote:
>
> >>>boxerboy <ianphi...@ukonline.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >>>>http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/288870
>
> >>>> And Mrs Boxer tells me to concentrate on the road when as much as
> >>>> blink!
>
> >>>Christ, what a munter.
>
> >>She'd have been better off using a cut throat on her face.
>
> > The extraordinary thing is that she was shaving her **** whilst her
> > ex-husband steered, on the way to see her boyfriend. She clearly has
> > "something".
>
> > And my guess is that it isn't a pussy like a monkey's paw.
>
> She'll have a **** like a bill-poster's bucket.

like a Wizard's sleeve that's been dipped in Swarfega.

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"The Older Gentleman" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:1jf6gsm.cm3dl41wkmypgN%totallydeadmailbox@yah oo.co.uk...
> Beav <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
>> "Wicked Uncle Nigel" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>> > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick
>> > <(E-Mail Removed)> typed
>> >>On Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:12:31 +0000, (E-Mail Removed)
>> >>(The Older Gentleman) wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>boxerboy <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/288870
>> >>>>
>> >>>> And Mrs Boxer tells me to concentrate on the road when as much as
>> >>>> blink!
>> >>>>
>> >>>
>> >>>Christ, what a munter.
>> >>
>> >>She'd have been better off using a cut throat on her face.
>> >
>> > The extraordinary thing is that she was shaving her **** whilst her
>> > ex-husband steered, on the way to see her boyfriend. She clearly has
>> > "something".
>> >
>> > And my guess is that it isn't a pussy like a monkey's paw.
>>
>> She'll have a **** like a bill-poster's bucket.
>
> *Very* graphic.

And old. The phrase, not the ****, although....


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"darsy" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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>> > And my guess is that it isn't a pussy like a monkey's paw.
>
>> She'll have a **** like a bill-poster's bucket.

>like a Wizard's sleeve that's been dipped in Swarfega.

God that'd stink wouldn't it?

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"CT" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed)...
> boxerboy wrote:
>
>> http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/288870
>>
>> And Mrs Boxer tells me to concentrate on the road when as much as
>> blink!
>
> I love the caption:
>
> "Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, is Florida's first genital-shaving-related
> traffic offender of the year after rear-ending a pickup truck while
> shaving her genitals."
>
> As if there's likely to be *more* genital-shaving-related traffic
> offenders during the year!

100 people a year die by choking themselves on ball-point pens, so why not?

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On Mar 10, 4:24*pm, "Beav" <beavis.origi...@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
> "Wicked Uncle Nigel" <w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote in messagenews:(E-Mail Removed)...
>
>
>
> > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick
> > <nos...@bonwick.me.uk> typed
> >>On Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:12:31 +0000, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk
> >>(The Older Gentleman) wrote:
>
> >>>boxerboy <ianphi...@ukonline.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >>>>http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/288870
>
> >>>> And Mrs Boxer tells me to concentrate on the road when as much as
> >>>> blink!
>
> >>>Christ, what a munter.
>
> >>She'd have been better off using a cut throat on her face.
>
> > The extraordinary thing is that she was shaving her **** whilst her
> > ex-husband steered, on the way to see her boyfriend. She clearly has
> > "something".
>
> > And my guess is that it isn't a pussy like a monkey's paw.
>
> She'll have a **** like a bill-poster's bucket.
>
The phrase, "suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" comes to mind.