****Breaking News****

As Reported in The Calgary Herald:

An unusual phenomenon overwhelmed Calgary and surrounding district
earlier this week. As monitored by the University of Calgary, the
average IQ of the people occupying the City at the time, strangely
dropped by approximately ten points. Although experts were unable to
precisely define the cause, indications are the drastic drop was
related to the migration to the City of a middle aged balding man
sporting a paunch and speaking with a Texan accent.

The unnamed man was found by the RCMP wandering aimlessly in the
downtown core carrying a laptop computer and attempting to plug it
into a parking meter, apparently hoping to print a document. When
approached by the RCMP Officer the balding man called him a Dumb Ass
and inquired where the nearest gay bar was. When the balding man was
questioned further he attempted to plug his laptop into the Officer's
taser, triggering a fifty thousand volt shock.

While convulsing on the ground the balding man was heard to say
"yyyyyyyoooouuuu arrreeee aaa gggaaayyy ddduuummmbbb aaassss!"

The RCMP spokesman stated the middle aged, balding Texan is being held
at the Peter Lougheed Hospital for psychiatric assessment. The
University of Calgary spokesman advised the media Calgary's average IQ
will return to normal once the balding Texan leaves the City limits.
--
Don

The NART Pilgrimage 2009
http://www.actualriders.ca/nartPilgrimage.htm

2004 Road King
2000 Yamaha Venture MM Edition

On Mar 4, 5:26*pm, "Vic" <vly...@centurytel.net> wrote:
SNIP
> * * *Funny, sounds like your visitor is having himself a gay old time up
> there. Just an observation, but it sure seems like he has more then his
> share of 'run ins' with gay men, hmmmmmm. LOL

I'll wager he's usually bent over when these events occur. But what
ever...long as people aren't having sex in the streets, hell I don't
care who they fool around with.
--
Keith