Don't u mean Cagiva uses Suzuki ? 900cc V Twin and all

CDIHL


"Intact Kneeslider" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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....in the race to create the cheesiest decal ever to appear on a motorcycle.

Back in the day, an RGV's ducktail would proclaim it to be a REAL SPRINTER.
Around the same time, a GSX-R1100's GSX-R decal carried the subtitle HYPER
ENDURANCER...

Pretty tragic, but "it was the 80's...".

I just walked past a Cagiva Gran Canyon parked on campus. The Gran Canyon
decal on the ducktail also carries the words POWERFUL EMOTIONS. Wtf is their
excuse?

In article <beau37$325gb$(E-Mail Removed)>,
"Intact Kneeslider" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

> ...in the race to create the cheesiest decal ever to appear on a motorcycle.
>
<snip>

> I just walked past a Cagiva Gran Canyon parked on campus. The Gran Canyon
> decal on the ducktail also carries the words POWERFUL EMOTIONS. Wtf is their
> excuse?

Surely you've heard Burnies tales of woe about his Raptor???

"Powerful emotions" indeed...

big (Maybe 'Gus shoulda got some of those decals for his Ducati ;-)

--
"Now I have this awful picture in my head of some strange Hentai
Priesthood Robotic Sodomizer crushing Tokyo and filleting altarboys with
its giant titanium schween." A Thornton in another place...

> The Gran Canyon decal on the ducktail also carries the words POWERFUL EMOTIONS. Wtf is their excuse?
>
its the only thing powerful about the bike?

"Jules" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
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> Let's not forget "NEW URBAN SPORTS" on the Across, well into the 90s.

Touche...

> "Intact Kneeslider" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
> > ...in the race to create the cheesiest decal ever to appear on a
> motorcycle.
> >
> > Back in the day, an RGV's ducktail would proclaim it to be a REAL
> SPRINTER.
> > Around the same time, a GSX-R1100's GSX-R decal carried the subtitle
> > HYPER ENDURANCER...
> >
> > Pretty tragic, but "it was the 80's...".
> >
> > I just walked past a Cagiva Gran Canyon parked on campus. The Gran
Canyon
> > decal on the ducktail also carries the words POWERFUL EMOTIONS. Wtf is
> > their excuse?

gee, I always thought it read

"Real Sphincter Slingshot"


"Intact Kneeslider" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message news:beau37$325gb$(E-Mail Removed)...
> ...in the race to create the cheesiest decal ever to appear on a motorcycle.
>
> Back in the day, an RGV's ducktail would proclaim it to be a REAL SPRINTER.
> Around the same time, a GSX-R1100's GSX-R decal carried the subtitle HYPER
> ENDURANCER...
>
> Pretty tragic, but "it was the 80's...".
>
> I just walked past a Cagiva Gran Canyon parked on campus. The Gran Canyon
> decal on the ducktail also carries the words POWERFUL EMOTIONS. Wtf is their
> excuse?
>
>

"Dott.Ing.HatzOlah®" <(E-Mail Removed)®> wrote:
>
> Don't u mean Cagiva uses Suzuki ? 900cc V Twin and all

Gran Canyon - Ducati 2-valve aircooled engine.
Navigator, Gran Canyon's successor - Suzuki 1000cc 8-valve liquid-cooled
engine, and, by all reports, the only part of the bike which doesn't
spontaneously disassemble while on the move...

Suzuki don't make a 900cc v-twin... not that you'd be expected to know any
of this, of course...

And on the arse of the CBR250RR's reads "Super Response Quarter"

Aaron
ZX6R


"Jules" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> Let's not forget "NEW URBAN SPORTS" on the Across, well into the 90s.
>
>
> "Intact Kneeslider" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:beau37$325gb$(E-Mail Removed)...
> > ...in the race to create the cheesiest decal ever to appear on a
> motorcycle.
> >
> > Back in the day, an RGV's ducktail would proclaim it to be a REAL
> SPRINTER.
> > Around the same time, a GSX-R1100's GSX-R decal carried the subtitle
HYPER
> > ENDURANCER...
> >
> > Pretty tragic, but "it was the 80's...".
> >
> > I just walked past a Cagiva Gran Canyon parked on campus. The Gran
Canyon
> > decal on the ducktail also carries the words POWERFUL EMOTIONS. Wtf is
> their
> > excuse?
> >
> >
>
>

another dive into www.engrish.com perhaps?

On Mon, 7 Jul 2003 14:45:51 +1000, "Intact Kneeslider" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>...in the race to create the cheesiest decal ever to appear on a motorcycle.
>
>Back in the day, an RGV's ducktail would proclaim it to be a REAL SPRINTER.
>Around the same time, a GSX-R1100's GSX-R decal carried the subtitle HYPER
>ENDURANCER...
>
>Pretty tragic, but "it was the 80's...".
>
>I just walked past a Cagiva Gran Canyon parked on campus. The Gran Canyon
>decal on the ducktail also carries the words POWERFUL EMOTIONS. Wtf is their
>excuse?
>

Mike.S
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(ex CB250 K2, now EL250)

"Intact Kneeslider" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in
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> "Dott.Ing.HatzOlah®" <(E-Mail Removed)®> wrote:
>>
>> Don't u mean Cagiva uses Suzuki ? 900cc V Twin and all
>
> Gran Canyon - Ducati 2-valve aircooled engine.
> Navigator, Gran Canyon's successor - Suzuki 1000cc 8-valve liquid-cooled
> engine, and, by all reports, the only part of the bike which doesn't
> spontaneously disassemble while on the move...
>
> Suzuki don't make a 900cc v-twin... not that you'd be expected to know
> any of this, of course...
>
>

Actually, it's 996cc!
Simon