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BJayKana
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      07-02-2007, 02:32 PM
Jose & Carlos are panhandling on the street. Jose
drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and
has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
________________________________
Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full
of $10 bills every day.
Jose says "Look at your sign. It says:
I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now look at my sign!"
Carlos looks at Jose's sign.
It reads:*
"I only need $10.00 more to move back to Mexico."
lol

 
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      07-04-2007, 01:49 PM
On Jul 2, 9:32 am, JayK...@webtv.net (BJayKana) wrote:
> Jose & Carlos are panhandling on the street. Jose
> drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and
> has a lot of money to spend.
> Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
> ________________________________
> Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full
> of $10 bills every day.
> Jose says "Look at your sign. It says:
> I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Now look at my sign!"
> Carlos looks at Jose's sign.
> It reads:
> "I only need $10.00 more to move back to Mexico."
> lol


Reminds me of::

There were these three guys, a Mexican guy, an Italian guy and a
Jewish guy. They all worked
together at a factory. Every day they noticed that their boss left
work a little early. So one day they
met together and decided that today when the boss leaves, they'll all
leave early, too.
The boss left and so did they. The Jewish guy went home, read the
newspaper and took a nap. The
Italian guy went home and cooked dinner. The Mexican guy went home and
walked to his bedroom.
He opened the door slowly and saw his wife in bed with his boss, so he
shut the door and left.
The next day the Italian and Jewish guys were talking and planned to
go home early again. They asked
the Mexican guy if he wanted to leave early, too, and he said, "No."
They asked him why not and he said, "Because yesterday I almost got
caught!"







 
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BJayKana
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      07-04-2007, 03:37 PM
R'Shad tells a goodun:
(here's the Kicker)

----The Mexican guy went home and walked to his bedroom.
He opened the door slowly and saw his wife in bed with his boss, so he
shut the door and left.
The next day the Italian and Jewish guys were talking and planned to go
home early again. They asked
the Mexican guy if he wanted to leave early, too, and he said, "No."
They asked him why not and he said, "Because yesterday I almost got
caught!"




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I read the punch line, two or three times, to be honest.
Alas, the old Aggie in me, finally awakes and gets it. <g>

‘‘The Mexican guy almost got caught by his Boss, for leaving
early’’ That was his only concern---(right)

If that is right, then my delayed LOL is warranted. (RNGrin)

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
( happy trails to you all)

 
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Bill Cattell
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      07-04-2007, 11:05 PM
On Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:37:56 -0500, BJayKana wrote:

> R'Shad tells a goodun:
> (here's the Kicker)
>
> ----The Mexican guy went home and walked to his bedroom.
> He opened the door slowly and saw his wife in bed with his boss, so he
> shut the door and left.
> The next day the Italian and Jewish guys were talking and planned to go
> home early again. They asked
> the Mexican guy if he wanted to leave early, too, and he said, "No."
> They asked him why not and he said, "Because yesterday I almost got
> caught!"
>
>
>
>
> (E-Mail Removed)
> I read the punch line, two or three times, to be honest.
> Alas, the old Aggie in me, finally awakes and gets it. <g>
>
> ‘‘The Mexican guy almost got caught by his Boss, for leaving
> early’’ That was his only concern---(right)
>
> If that is right, then my delayed LOL is warranted. (RNGrin)
>
> B. Jay Kana--
> NETexas
> 02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
> ( happy trails to you all)


Just can't beat BJ's keen grasp of the obvious, that's fer shur!

 
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Bill Walker
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      07-05-2007, 01:32 AM

"Bill Cattell" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news(E-Mail Removed)...
> On Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:37:56 -0500, BJayKana wrote:
>
>> R'Shad tells a goodun:
>> (here's the Kicker)
>>
>> ----The Mexican guy went home and walked to his bedroom.
>> He opened the door slowly and saw his wife in bed with his boss, so he
>> shut the door and left.
>> The next day the Italian and Jewish guys were talking and planned to go
>> home early again. They asked
>> the Mexican guy if he wanted to leave early, too, and he said, "No."
>> They asked him why not and he said, "Because yesterday I almost got
>> caught!"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> (E-Mail Removed)
>> I read the punch line, two or three times, to be honest.
>> Alas, the old Aggie in me, finally awakes and gets it. <g>
>>
>> ''The Mexican guy almost got caught by his Boss, for leaving
>> early'' That was his only concern---(right)
>>
>> If that is right, then my delayed LOL is warranted. (RNGrin)
>>
>> B. Jay Kana--
>> NETexas
>> 02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
>> ( happy trails to you all)

>
> Just can't beat BJ's keen grasp of the obvious, that's fer shur!


Well damn.. If he'd just thought a minute.. Darcy McCloskey could've
run over from Redwater and explained it.. Hell.. even ol' Dan Beaseley
could've come in from Maud, to help out.. Bjay isn't alone.. he can al-
ways call on these old friends for a little clarification on stuff..

Besides.. RedShad is just trying to stir up some family trouble..
>



 
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BJayKana
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      07-05-2007, 04:31 PM
Bjay said earlier: ''I read the punch line, two or three times, to be
honest. Alas, the old Aggie in me, finally awakes and gets it. <g>
''The Mexican guy almost got caught by his Boss, for leaving early''
That was his only concern---(right)
If that is right, then my delayed LOL is warranted. (RNGrin)
B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
( happy trails to you all)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
---Bill Cattell thinks he knows:
Just can't beat BJ's keen grasp of the obvious, that's fer shur!----



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obvious, apparantly not for me.(hehe)

BillC; I was honest enough to post in a public forum that it took me a
minute or two, to get it.

I'm just an honest Ol' redneck from NETexas up around Tex'er'kaner.

But, Bill it was a Funnian, right????
yeeha. BJ

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
( happy trails to you all)

 
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Bill Cattell
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      07-05-2007, 05:13 PM
On Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:31:25 -0500, BJayKana wrote:

> Bjay said earlier: ''I read the punch line, two or three times, to be
> honest. Alas, the old Aggie in me, finally awakes and gets it. <g>
> ''The Mexican guy almost got caught by his Boss, for leaving early''
> That was his only concern---(right)
> If that is right, then my delayed LOL is warranted. (RNGrin)
> B. Jay Kana--
> NETexas
> 02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
> ( happy trails to you all)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> ---Bill Cattell thinks he knows:
> Just can't beat BJ's keen grasp of the obvious, that's fer shur!----
>
>
>
> (E-Mail Removed)
> obvious, apparantly not for me.(hehe)
>
> BillC; I was honest enough to post in a public forum that it took me a
> minute or two, to get it.
>
> I'm just an honest Ol' redneck from NETexas up around Tex'er'kaner.
>
> But, Bill it was a Funnian, right????
> yeeha. BJ
>
> B. Jay Kana--
> NETexas
> 02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
> ( happy trails to you all)



BJ - I need to let you know... I wasn't born here but I got here as soon
as I could. I emigrated from southern New Jersey (vs North Joisy) so I
developed a real cynical / sarcastic sense of humor in my early years.
Kids who are born in NJ and don't develop said sarcasm are often (quietly)
shipped to relatives in neighboring states.

My beloved wife says that I'm actually starting to mellow out - after only
16 years here - as witnessed by only minor participation in the Republic
of Walker vs. Renagade Cycles threads. 8-)

 
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BJayKana
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      07-06-2007, 10:23 PM

Bill Cattell tells a tale: BJAY:
''I need to let you know... I wasn't born here but I got here as soon as
I could. I emigrated from southern New Jersey (vs North Joisy) so I
developed a real cynical / sarcastic sense of humor in my early years.
Kids who are born in NJ and don't develop said sarcasm are often
(quietly) shipped to relatives in neighboring states.

-My beloved wife says that I'm actually starting to mellow out - after
only 16 years here - as witnessed by only minor participation in the
Republic of Walker vs. Renagade Cycles threads. 8-)




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''minor participation ? '', hail’ I thought you expressesd your self
as quite the smart ass. hehheh. (kiddin')

Bill C, man it's probably to our advantage that you have mellowed, I
betcha.

I've never known anybody from New Jersey. I once knew a guy from
Brooklyn, when I was in the AF. Boy could he shoot some pool.

I think you fit in , just fine. Actually, you are good at it. <g>

Not many can last in this group, I been comin' on here for 5 years in
August.

Keep those friendly responses coming.

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
( happy trails to you all)

 
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BJayKana
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      07-06-2007, 10:27 PM

Bill Cattell tells a tale: BJAY:
''I need to let you know... I wasn't born here but I got here as soon as
I could. I emigrated from southern New Jersey (vs North Joisy) so I
developed a real cynical / sarcastic sense of humor in my early years.
Kids who are born in NJ and don't develop said sarcasm are often
(quietly) shipped to relatives in neighboring states.

-My beloved wife says that I'm actually starting to mellow out - after
only 16 years here - as witnessed by only minor participation in the
Republic of Walker vs. Renagade Cycles threads. 8-)




(E-Mail Removed)
''minor participation ? '', hail’ I thought you expressesd your self
as quite the smart ass. hehheh. (kiddin')

Bill C, man it's probably to our advantage that you have mellowed, I
betcha.

I've never known anybody from New Jersey. I once knew a guy from
Brooklyn, when I was in the AF. Boy could he shoot some pool.

I think you fit in , just fine. Actually, you are good at it. <g>

Not many can last in this group, I been comin' on here for 5 years in
August.

Keep those friendly responses coming.

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
( happy trails to you all)

 
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chassoto@worldgmaildomination.com
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      07-11-2007, 03:35 AM
Funny.... except Mexicans WORK for a living pinche gabacho

Weird that I'm seeing more black panhandlers around here (Katrina
related, perhaps?). Typically it's dried up rednecks on our streets.
Goddamn bums. Very few Mexicans (or Asians, for that matter, except
this one crazy he/she that has been around the University for a decade
plus).

Charles

 
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