A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race
start?".

Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and
all mankind was made."

THe next day the little girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the
same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were
monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin
told me that mankind was created by God, and Michelle Obama told me
mankind evolved from monkeys?"

Her father answered, "Well, it's very simple. Sarah Palin told you
about her ancestors, and Michelle Obama told you about hers!"

Re: Creation vs. Evolution

How about keeping such tasteless "humor" off a motorcycle forum.

Thanks,

JA

On Jun 28, 5:00*pm, Hipupchuck <hipupch...@roadrunner.com> wrote:

> One of them is real and the other is a fake. Which story sounds fake?- Hide quoted text -

The one about people made from dirt... But then again I like the other
faithful know there are 2 gods. Benz and Roper...they created the
world.

On Jun 29, 12:36*pm, "Zyp" <nos...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Schiffner wrote:
> > On Jun 28, 5:00 pm, Hipupchuck <hipupch...@roadrunner.com> wrote:
>
> >> One of them is real and the other is a fake. Which story sounds
> >> fake?- Hide quoted text -
>
> > The one about people made from dirt... But then again I like the other
> > faithful know there are 2 gods. Benz and Roper...they created the
> > world.
>
> The confusion begins;
>
> Why, if you believe that a wonderful and all powerful superior being is what
> created heaven and earth, you can't believe in evolution? *If you're as
> faith believing as that, then why can't you believe in evolution? *That's so
> confusing?
>

Heaven is ON earth. Heaven is a motorcycle and ICE motors move the
heavens across the earth. sheesh...all that other religious stuff is a
pile of loaded Krusty's shorts.

I'd suggest you also get an education...

On Jun 25, 3:17*pm, ¿ <macmi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race
> start?".
>
> Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and
> all mankind was made."
>
> THe next day the little girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the
> same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were
> monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved."
>
> The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin
> told me that mankind was created by God, and Michelle Obama told me
> mankind evolved from monkeys?"
>
> Her father answered, "Well, it's very simple. Sarah Palin told you
> about her ancestors, and Michelle Obama told you about hers!"

If Sarah Palin's ancestors all came from one couple, then that implies
she's severely inbred.