"theo" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:56e1e020-f729-4991-a278-(E-Mail Removed)...
On Mar 4, 11:31 am, "George W Frost" <georgewfr...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I wanna watch
>
> and not a Timex either- Hide quoted text -

Timex never made watches, they made clocks.

===

Unfortunately you are wrong, almost as much as those that bought Timex
watches in the belief of the marketing campaign "Timex, takes a licking and
keeps on ticking".

On Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:07:19 +1100, Moike <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>The Raven wrote:
>> "theo" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>> news:56e1e020-f729-4991-a278-(E-Mail Removed)...
>> On Mar 4, 11:31 am, "George W Frost" <georgewfr...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> I wanna watch
>>>
>>> and not a Timex either- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> Timex never made watches, they made clocks.
>>
>> ===
>>
>> Unfortunately you are wrong, almost as much as those that bought Timex
>> watches in the belief of the marketing campaign "Timex, takes a licking and
>> keeps on ticking".
>>
>>
>Nice bit of bait, Theo.
>
>Moike

It was, got me as well, and this guy didn't check the rest of the
thread.

I think I owe Theo a couple of beers for throwing that one out. He had
me googling for 10 minutes trying to figure out whether there was
something I had missed in the past.

Actually no, I think the old bastard owes me a couple of beers for
wasting my time :-)

Kev

On Mar 8, 9:24*pm, Kevin Gleeson <kevinglee...@imagine-it.com.au>
wrote:
> On Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:07:19 +1100, Moike <bmwmo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >The Raven wrote:
> >> "theo" <theodo...@bigpond.com.au> wrote in message

> >> Timex never made watches, they made clocks.

> >> Unfortunately you are wrong, almost as much as those that bought Timex
> >> watches in the belief of the marketing campaign "Timex, takes a licking and
> >> keeps on ticking".
>
> >Nice bit of bait, Theo.
>
> >Moike
>
> It was, got me as well, and this guy didn't check the rest of the
> thread.
>
> I think I owe Theo a couple of beers for throwing that one out. He had
> me googling for 10 minutes trying to figure out whether there was
> something I had missed in the past.
>
> Actually no, I think the old bastard owes me a couple of beers for
> wasting my time :-)

Better than I thought. It was only aimed at George. I certainly never
expected a Raven to be circling overhead.

Now's let's see. I owe you two beers and you owe me two beers. So we
need to drink four beers each, right?

Theo
The neighbour and I are doing four brews at 9:30 this morning. That's
92 litres.

On Mar 8, 9:19*pm, Diogenes <cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote:
> On Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:07:19 +1100, Moike <bmwmo...@gmail.com> wrote:

> >Nice bit of bait, Theo.
>
> What ?!?! *Theo a troll ?!?!? * Never !!!

Do you really think I'm going to bite at that Gerry?

Oops.

Theo

On Mon, 8 Mar 2010 16:19:00 -0800 (PST), theo
<(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>On Mar 8, 9:24*pm, Kevin Gleeson <kevinglee...@imagine-it.com.au>
>wrote:
>> On Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:07:19 +1100, Moike <bmwmo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >The Raven wrote:
>> >> "theo" <theodo...@bigpond.com.au> wrote in message
>
>> >> Timex never made watches, they made clocks.
>
>> >> Unfortunately you are wrong, almost as much as those that bought Timex
>> >> watches in the belief of the marketing campaign "Timex, takes a licking and
>> >> keeps on ticking".
>>
>> >Nice bit of bait, Theo.
>>
>> >Moike
>>
>> It was, got me as well, and this guy didn't check the rest of the
>> thread.
>>
>> I think I owe Theo a couple of beers for throwing that one out. He had
>> me googling for 10 minutes trying to figure out whether there was
>> something I had missed in the past.
>>
>> Actually no, I think the old bastard owes me a couple of beers for
>> wasting my time :-)
>
>Better than I thought. It was only aimed at George. I certainly never
>expected a Raven to be circling overhead.
>
>Now's let's see. I owe you two beers and you owe me two beers. So we
>need to drink four beers each, right?

Sounds like a plan

Kev

Diogenes wrote:
> On Mon, 8 Mar 2010 16:20:15 -0800 (PST), theo
> <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
>> On Mar 8, 9:19 pm, Diogenes<cy...@society.sux.ok> wrote:
>>> On Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:07:19 +1100, Moike<bmwmo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>> Nice bit of bait, Theo.
>>>
>>> What ?!?! Theo a troll ?!?!? Never !!!
>>
>> Do you really think I'm going to bite at that Gerry?
>>
>> Oops.
>
> Deem stupid smiley face included. ;-)
>
> =================
>
> Onya bike
>
> Gerry
How can I get sea monkey to use stupid smileys?

"Diogenes" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>
> J Bennett wrote:
>
>>> Hi all.
>>>
>>> I thought I'd share my experience with the motorcycle community and
>>> warn you away from this dodgy business, Eurobrit Motorbikes, located
>>> in Greensborough Victoria.
>>>
>>> I purchased the Eurobrit 749s race bike a few weeks ago - now I wish I
>>> hadn't had anything to do with these bastards!!!!
>>>
>>> The advert clearly showed all the features of the race bike and
>>> detailed the specifications,
>>> when it was delivered at my doorstep I inspected the bike [...]
>
> You got what you deserved you wanker.
>
> Clearly you never went to their shop and inspceted the bike, test rode
> it before deciding whether or not to purchas. On top of that, you
> had it sent to you instead of going to the shop and giving a nother
> thorough inspection before riding it home.
>
> You are an idiot who got what he deserved. Chances are, witht that
> degree of stupidity, you wouldn have killed yourslef on that bike had
> been in running order.
>
> Now go away and stop trolling this newsgroup.
>
> ****wit.

Bit hard to test ride a racebike mate. Or ride it home.

Fraser

J Bennett wrote:
>
> Hi all.
>
> I thought I'd share my experience with the motorcycle community and
> warn you away from this dodgy business, Eurobrit Motorbikes, located
> in Greensborough Victoria.
>
>
> I purchased the Eurobrit 749s race bike a few weeks ago - now I wish I
> hadn't had anything to do with these bastards!!!!
>
> The advert clearly showed all the features of the race bike and
> detailed the specifications,
> when it was delivered at my doorstep I inspected the bike and noticed
> that all the parts had been swapped out for inferior parts and most of
> the parts were missing! Hell the bike didn't even start!!!!
>
> Here is a list of items to cast your eyes over:
>
> 1. Motorcycle does not run or function ? no operation
> 2. Does not start or kick over ? no ignition
> 3. Dash has no power
> 4. Flat battery
> 5. No oil in engine
> 6. No fuel in tank
> 7. Blown front fork seal
> 8. Bike covered in dirt and grease
> 9. Serious damage to main frame around headstock not outlined
> 10. More damage to fairings than outlined
> 11. Missing Carbon Fibre rear hugger
> 12. Folding front brake lever replaced with inferior lever
> 13. Folding clutch lever replaced with inferior lever
> 14. Rear wheel swapped ? not as advertised - replaced with inferior
> 15. Front wheel swapped ? not as advertised - replaced with inferior
> 16. Front brake rotors swapped with wheel
> 17. Rear brake rotor swapped with wheel
> 18. Master Cylinders replaced with inferior
> 19. Brake reservoir replaced with inferior
> 20. Clutch reservoir replaced with inferior
> 21. Water pump housing swapped ? replaced with inferior product.
> 22. Bolthead snapped off ? pump housing to engine
> 23. Missing hex head bolts to pump housing and one inferior bolt used
> 24. Rear sprocket replaced with inferior
> 25. Drive Chain replaced with inferior
> 26. Rearset pegs not as described ? LHSide only half a peg remaining
>
> I sent the bike back the next morning and phoned them asking what the
> hell was going on?
>
> There is no explanation for their actions, they are just bloody
> crooks!
>
> They are refusing to give me a refund - this I am entitled to under
> govt. legislation.
>
> So now I am having to go to court with these pricks to get my money
> back!!!!
>
>
> EUROBRIT - MORE LIKE EUROSHIT
>
> As a fellow motorcycle enthusiast please support me by spreading the
> word about Eurobrit and send their reputation (if any) down to where
> they belong. Lying, cheating, scumbags!
>
>
>
>

What a blatant pull through. He bought the bike unseen and with good
description and then unloaded. Signed for it and then afterwords decided
not to buy the bike. was so competent that he couldn't charge the battery
and ride it. Probably scared.

He complained like little schoolboy. So rather than take the flack, we, at
Eurobrit, gave the winger his money back. Then he posts this message.
Can't seem to please the dickhead and frankly am past caring. If anyone
knows this dickhead can you pass on a Glasgow kiss for us as we frankly
think he is a waste of mammal breathing oxygen.

--
Posted at www.usenet.com.au

On Fri, 28 May 2010 00:38:34 +0000 (UTC),
cnVzc2VsbEBldXJvYnJpdC5jb20uYXU=@REGISTERED_USER_u senet.com.au
(Fish59) wrote:

>J Bennett wrote:
>>
>> Hi all.
>>
>> I thought I'd share my experience with the motorcycle community and
>> warn you away from this dodgy business, Eurobrit Motorbikes, located
>> in Greensborough Victoria.
>>
>>
>> I purchased the Eurobrit 749s race bike a few weeks ago - now I wish I
>> hadn't had anything to do with these bastards!!!!
>>
>> The advert clearly showed all the features of the race bike and
>> detailed the specifications,
>> when it was delivered at my doorstep I inspected the bike and noticed
>> that all the parts had been swapped out for inferior parts and most of
>> the parts were missing! Hell the bike didn't even start!!!!
>>
>> Here is a list of items to cast your eyes over:
>>
>> 1. Motorcycle does not run or function ? no operation
>> 2. Does not start or kick over ? no ignition
>> 3. Dash has no power
>> 4. Flat battery
>> 5. No oil in engine
>> 6. No fuel in tank
>> 7. Blown front fork seal
>> 8. Bike covered in dirt and grease
>> 9. Serious damage to main frame around headstock not outlined
>> 10. More damage to fairings than outlined
>> 11. Missing Carbon Fibre rear hugger
>> 12. Folding front brake lever replaced with inferior lever
>> 13. Folding clutch lever replaced with inferior lever
>> 14. Rear wheel swapped ? not as advertised - replaced with inferior
>> 15. Front wheel swapped ? not as advertised - replaced with inferior
>> 16. Front brake rotors swapped with wheel
>> 17. Rear brake rotor swapped with wheel
>> 18. Master Cylinders replaced with inferior
>> 19. Brake reservoir replaced with inferior
>> 20. Clutch reservoir replaced with inferior
>> 21. Water pump housing swapped ? replaced with inferior product.
>> 22. Bolthead snapped off ? pump housing to engine
>> 23. Missing hex head bolts to pump housing and one inferior bolt used
>> 24. Rear sprocket replaced with inferior
>> 25. Drive Chain replaced with inferior
>> 26. Rearset pegs not as described ? LHSide only half a peg remaining
>>
>> I sent the bike back the next morning and phoned them asking what the
>> hell was going on?
>>
>> There is no explanation for their actions, they are just bloody
>> crooks!
>>
>> They are refusing to give me a refund - this I am entitled to under
>> govt. legislation.
>>
>> So now I am having to go to court with these pricks to get my money
>> back!!!!
>>
>>
>> EUROBRIT - MORE LIKE EUROSHIT
>>
>> As a fellow motorcycle enthusiast please support me by spreading the
>> word about Eurobrit and send their reputation (if any) down to where
>> they belong. Lying, cheating, scumbags!


Didnt this exact email do the rounds last yr word for word??