On Feb 1, 5:16*am, Gael <breoganmacbr...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Jan 31, 8:06*pm, "**** Stain" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > ah, well I've still the titan to rebuild
>
> It will never get rebuilt, if you spend your whole life typing crap to
> Uselessnet, instead of getting busy working on the bike.

Hey fraudulent FAILURE and fakir of knowledge...how come you add so
many groups like spastic syphilitic zoophile? Oh wait..you are the
racist degenerate that's pursuing me...you sick turd. I'm too old for
you, after all I do have a DL.

On Feb 1, 5:34*am, Rusty Hinge <rusty.hi...@foobar.girolle.co.uk>
wrote:
> S'mee wrote:
> > On Jan 31, 2:13 pm, Rusty Hinge <rusty.hi...@foobar.girolle.co.uk>
> > wrote:
> >> Gael wrote:
> >>> On Jan 31, 9:07 am, Salad Dodger <salad.dod...@idnet.com> wrote:
> >>>> On Sun, 31 Jan 2010 08:44:35 -0800 (PST), Gael
> >>> *> <breoganmacbr...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>>>> Well, if you're *real nice* to S'mee, maybe he'll stick his Titan's
> >>>>> key up your bunghole.
> >>>>> It's the only part of the shitheap that works yannow...
> >>>> Which old shitheap are we talking about?
> >>> Take your pick. Everything S'mee owns is a shitheap.
> >>> Mind you, he's < proud > of his dungpiles and points them out to
> >>> everybody who wanders by...
> >> I wish I still had all the SOBs I've owned - I could retire.
>
> > What's this retire thing? People are *like motorcycles if you don't
> > run them hard and long they rust up and sieze.
>
> Sometimes you have no option, and you end-up on the scrapheap of life.

heh, I'd have to be a quadraplegic or blind for that to happen and
then, well I'd probally find a work around. ;^) Put up with the left
over issues from a displaced pelvis (non-fracture related) some time.
8^\ Let's just say badgers step aside out of respect for the more
surely demeanor.

> > Better get back to work if you don't want to rust!
>
> You offering me some employment, then?

heh, if I were you wouldn't want it. Montana ain't for the ones, what
can't take the cold.

> So Peter went home with one assembled machine and four still in their
> crates. He kept one bike, and sold the rest for a fiver each, and the
> four rather robust crates for a quid each.
>
> Voil - Factory-fresh.

<sob> in the early 70's my late cousin some how picked up pair of
trumps like that...made both into choppers.

If he werent' dead...oh I'd knock to slobber out of him I would.
> > Not sure I'd ever have another 80'
> > KLR250 again though...can't say we ever got along if you take my
> > meaning.
>
> I should think an eighty foot KLR250 might be a bit of a sod on
> roundabouts...

Don't you LOVE typo's ;^) 1980...dang near did the first ever back
flip in the dang thing (not on purpose)

On Feb 1, 12:15*am, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older
Gentleman) wrote:
> S'mee <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > I also found it's disk brakes far less capable than the drum
> > brakes on the titan.
>
> Huh?

Mind you it was NOT my motorcycle. I suspect now that some idiot like
Krusty who didn't think you needed to change the brake fluid on a
regular basis had owned the bike...didn't help that the steering
dampener was way to loose. OR one of many other issues...it'd been
rode hard put away wet then draged out and beat with a railroad tie.

S'mee wrote:
> On Feb 1, 5:34 am, Rusty Hinge <rusty.hi...@foobar.girolle.co.uk>
> wrote:
>> S'mee wrote:
>>> On Jan 31, 2:13 pm, Rusty Hinge <rusty.hi...@foobar.girolle.co.uk>
>>> wrote:
>>>> Gael wrote:
>>>>> On Jan 31, 9:07 am, Salad Dodger <salad.dod...@idnet.com> wrote:
>>>>>> On Sun, 31 Jan 2010 08:44:35 -0800 (PST), Gael
>>>>> > <breoganmacbr...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> Well, if you're *real nice* to S'mee, maybe he'll stick his Titan's
>>>>>>> key up your bunghole.
>>>>>>> It's the only part of the shitheap that works yannow...
>>>>>> Which old shitheap are we talking about?
>>>>> Take your pick. Everything S'mee owns is a shitheap.
>>>>> Mind you, he's < proud > of his dungpiles and points them out to
>>>>> everybody who wanders by...
>>>> I wish I still had all the SOBs I've owned - I could retire.
>>> What's this retire thing? People are like motorcycles if you don't
>>> run them hard and long they rust up and sieze.
>> Sometimes you have no option, and you end-up on the scrapheap of life.
>
> heh, I'd have to be a quadraplegic or blind for that to happen and
> then, well I'd probally find a work around. ;^) Put up with the left
> over issues from a displaced pelvis (non-fracture related) some time.
> 8^\ Let's just say badgers step aside out of respect for the more
> surely demeanor.

Well now - following a Vincent-related accident I mended after a while,
despite the worst prognoses of the hospital, and while I don't have
regular employment as firms tend not to look favourably on
septugenarians innit, there are not enough hours in the day, nor days in
the week though for me, which is one reason why I haven't got an idiot's
lantern.

Badgers turn tail and flee.

>>> Better get back to work if you don't want to rust!

>> You offering me some employment, then?
>
> heh, if I were you wouldn't want it. Montana ain't for the ones, what
> can't take the cold.

Would that be Clematis montana? Who said anything about cold, anyway? (I
used to be a deerstalking gillie in a previous life, and spent a lot of
autumn and winter days up and down Monroes...

>> So Peter went home with one assembled machine and four still in their
>> crates. He kept one bike, and sold the rest for a fiver each, and the
>> four rather robust crates for a quid each.
>>
>> Voil - Factory-fresh.
>
> <sob> in the early 70's my late cousin some how picked up pair of
> trumps like that...made both into choppers.

'Bout the best thing to do with them, short of melting them down to make
proper bikes.

> If he werent' dead...oh I'd knock to slobber out of him I would.

Well, I'm not surprised: old Trumpets handled like three-legged camels.
You want to try a sprung-hub Speed Twin on a bumpy, windey road...

>>> Not sure I'd ever have another 80'
>>> KLR250 again though...can't say we ever got along if you take my
>>> meaning.
>> I should think an eighty foot KLR250 might be a bit of a sod on
>> roundabouts...
>
> Don't you LOVE typo's ;^) 1980...dang near did the first ever back
> flip in the dang thing (not on purpose)

I shan't be tempted to let you loose on anything of mine, then.

--
Rusty

On Feb 1, 6:34*am, "Free Association" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

> heh, I'd have to be a quadraplegic

Don't you mean "quadrophrenic?"

Never mind, keep raving, Rusty Hinge hasn't realized that you're
demented, so far.

Gael wrote:
> On Feb 1, 6:34 am, "Free Association" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> heh, I'd have to be a quadraplegic
>
> Don't you mean "quadrophrenic?"
>
> Never mind, keep raving, Rusty Hinge hasn't realized that you're
> demented, so far.

I don't think even S'mee is twice as heady as Zaphod Beeblebrox.

--
Rusty

On Feb 1, 4:08*pm, Rusty Hinge <rusty.hi...@foobar.girolle.co.uk>
wrote:
> Gael wrote:
> > On Feb 1, 6:34 am, "Free Association" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com>
> > wrote:
>
> >> heh, I'd have to be a quadraplegic
>
> > Don't you mean "quadrophrenic?"
>
> > Never mind, keep raving, Rusty Hinge hasn't realized that you're
> > demented, so far.
>
> I don't think even S'mee is twice as heady as Zaphod Beeblebrox.

8^) Who do you think taught him how to drink more than 2 pan-galactic
gargle blasters before breakkies and live. ;^) The trick in choosing
your lemon peel VERY carefully.
--
keith

S'mee wrote:
> On Feb 1, 4:08 pm, Rusty Hinge <rusty.hi...@foobar.girolle.co.uk>
> wrote:

>> I don't think even S'mee is twice as heady as Zaphod Beeblebrox.
>
> 8^) Who do you think taught him how to drink more than 2 pan-galactic
> gargle blasters before breakkies and live. ;^) The trick in choosing
> your lemon peel VERY carefully.

Polycephalic lemons, I hope from my greenhouse?

--
Rusty

On Feb 2, 6:54*am, Rusty Hinge <rusty.hi...@foobar.girolle.co.uk>
wrote:

> Polycephalic lemons, I hope from my greenhouse?

Ain't free association gay?

S'mee should admit that he can't travel, instead of flaking out like
this...

On Feb 2, 7:54*am, Rusty Hinge <rusty.hi...@foobar.girolle.co.uk>
wrote:
> S'mee wrote:
> > On Feb 1, 4:08 pm, Rusty Hinge <rusty.hi...@foobar.girolle.co.uk>
> > wrote:
> >> I don't think even S'mee is twice as heady as Zaphod Beeblebrox.
>
> > 8^) Who do you think taught him how to drink more than 2 pan-galactic
> > gargle blasters before breakkies and live. ;^) The trick in choosing
> > your lemon peel VERY carefully.
>
> Polycephalic lemons, I hope from my greenhouse?

No....These came from much further away. ;^) But don't panic, I know
where my towel is.