My mother just knocked my GSF over. It broke into five pieces and caught
fire. I felt it only fair to cut her into five pieces and burn her.

I can hear sirens. I may not be around for a while.

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On Sat, 1 Jul 2006 21:45:29 +0100, "BGN" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>My mother just knocked my GSF over. It broke into five pieces and caught
>fire. I felt it only fair to cut her into five pieces and burn her.
>
>I can hear sirens. I may not be around for a while.

Oh! You tinker! You're not qualified to be me! Begone wannabe-me!

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On Sat, 01 Jul 2006 21:56:21 +0100, BGN <(E-Mail Removed)>
wrote:

>>My mother just knocked my GSF over. It broke into five pieces and caught
>>fire. I felt it only fair to cut her into five pieces and burn her.
>>
>>I can hear sirens. I may not be around for a while.
>
>Oh! You tinker! You're not qualified to be me! Begone wannabe-me!

Also: You are Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot and I claim my five pounds.
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BGN wrote:
> On Sat, 1 Jul 2006 21:45:29 +0100, "BGN" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
>> My mother just knocked my GSF over. It broke into five pieces and
>> caught fire. I felt it only fair to cut her into five pieces and
>> burn her.
>>
>> I can hear sirens. I may not be around for a while.
>
> Oh! You tinker! You're not qualified to be me! Begone wannabe-me!

I'm a tinker. Nick said

Si

BGN wrote:

> My mother just knocked my GSF over. It broke into five pieces and
> caught fire. I felt it only fair to cut her into five pieces and burn
> her.
>
> I can hear sirens. I may not be around for a while.

Nice try dude. No cigar...

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On Sat, 1 Jul 2006 21:59:57 +0100, "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
<(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>BGN wrote:
>> On Sat, 1 Jul 2006 21:45:29 +0100, "BGN" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>>
>>> My mother just knocked my GSF over. It broke into five pieces and
>>> caught fire. I felt it only fair to cut her into five pieces and
>>> burn her.
>>>
>>> I can hear sirens. I may not be around for a while.
>>
>> Oh! You tinker! You're not qualified to be me! Begone wannabe-me!
>
>I'm a tinker. Nick said

Well it made oi larf

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BGN wrote:

> My mother just knocked my GSF over. It broke into five pieces and caught
> fire. I felt it only fair to cut her into five pieces and burn her.

Six would be better. Five is an odd number of pieces in which to cut a body.

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Eiron wrote:
> BGN wrote:
>
>> My mother just knocked my GSF over. It broke into five pieces and
>> caught fire. I felt it only fair to cut her into five pieces and
>> burn her.
>
> Six would be better. Five is an odd number of pieces in which to cut
> a body.

Do you keep a pig farm?

Si

On Sat, 01 Jul 2006 22:08:20 +0100, Eiron <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>BGN wrote:
>
>> My mother just knocked my GSF over. It broke into five pieces and caught
>> fire. I felt it only fair to cut her into five pieces and burn her.
>
>Six would be better. Five is an odd number of pieces in which to cut a body.

Head... torso... four limbs... yep.
Six.
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> On Sat, 01 Jul 2006 22:08:20 +0100, Eiron <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
>>BGN wrote:
>>
>>> My mother just knocked my GSF over. It broke into five pieces and caught
>>> fire. I felt it only fair to cut her into five pieces and burn her.
>>
>>Six would be better. Five is an odd number of pieces in which to cut a
>>body.
>
> Head... torso... four limbs... yep.
> Six.

Leave the head attached. It makes a good handle, so 5 is the more
convenient.


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