Harley's 100th Anniversary Bash

Last week saw the world of Harley-Davidson converge on Milwaukee for
the 100th anniversary of the motorcycle, and Ausmoto was there to
bring you this report....

The Top 15 Things Observed at
Harley-Davidson's 100th Anniversary Bash


15> Not nearly as much leather on display as at last month's
Greater Milwaukee Dominatrix-and-Slave Convention.

14> Side trip to watch the Milwaukee Brewers canceled when it's
discovered that they're a baseball team.

13> Drugs of choice? Mylanta, Viagra and sponsor Jack Daniel's new
"Hard Fiber" premix.

12> Jay Leno tarnishing the biker image by sporting a Hello Kitty
T-shirt under his leather jacket.

11> Circa 1906 sepia prints of the first Harley mama to hoist her
petticoat upon the beseechment "Prithee, display for us your
cat-heads, madame!"

10> Thanks to "Hooked on Phonics," most of the last decade's
tattoos were spelled correctly.

9> The teeth-to-tattoos ratio needs scientific notation to be
expressed properly.

8> The mechanic who assembled the very first Harley showed up
with his new girlfriend, Anna Nicole Smith.

7> Harley president's speech interrupted by the dramatic drive-by
of two hundred Vespa-riding nerds.

6> Many of the bikers complaining that the teenagers at the
campsite next door were making too much noise.

5> The two biggest gangs? Hell's Lawyers and the Wild Accountants.

4> By the end of the weekend, legions of bandaged and bleeding
hardcore outlaw bikers all regret having laughed at Rosie
O'Donnell.

3> (1) Some celebrities are not universally recognized.
(2) All of the "Fab Five's" heads fit in one dufflebag.

2> "I call it 'Rolling Thunder' -- but my doctor calls it a
spastic colon."

1> Putting on the magical Sorting Hat to separate attendees into
the two Harley Houses of Badassdor and Poseurpuff.

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