This firm obviously doesn't give a ****, when they have an 070059
number.

"If our driver ****s up, you can pay 41.25ppm peak, 27.5ppm off peak
and 13.75ppm weekends."

Normally these are freefone or lo-call numbers...

Anyone else noticed any others like this?

I don't normally bother calling these numbers, but this **** nearly
ran my mum off the road and then smoked his tyres trying to brake in
time for the long, stationary (for a good couple of minutes) queue of
traffic 250 yards further up the road.

Strikes me that the driving standards of so-called "professional"
drivers are rapidly going down the shitter - never mind Polish bus
drivers...

Roof-mounted bazooka, anyone?
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Fr Jack <(E-Mail Removed)> saying something
like:

>Normally these are freefone or lo-call numbers...
>
>Anyone else noticed any others like this?

0800 ****OFF?

Actually, I wonder if...
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Champ <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:


>heh. A mate of mine, who runs his own business and uses a transit a
>lot, was going to put his own mobile number on the back. So, when
>some whinging complainer rang up, he could say, "Oh, it was you in
>that metro doing 35mph in a 60 limit, was it. Why don't you **** off
>and learn how to drive".
>
>Well, it made us laugh, anyway.

<G>

> Not that it has anything to do with your mum's incident.

I was in the car with her. The lamp post got rather too close for my
liking.

Surprised myself by NOT jumping out of the car and "having words".

I saw the number and thought I'd call later. When I found out how much
it would cost, I thought "**** that".

Of course, I forgot I have a camera on my phone... and I've washed his
bloody reg# off my hand.

Bugger!
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FrJ

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Fr Jack
<(E-Mail Removed)> typed
>This firm obviously doesn't give a ****, when they have an 070059
>number.
>
>"If our driver ****s up, you can pay 41.25ppm peak, 27.5ppm off peak
>and 13.75ppm weekends."

I claim prior art!

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