An elderly Farmer gentleman had owned a large property for several
years.
He had a fairly small dam in one of the lower regions where he had
planted mango and avocado trees.
The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had
some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.
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One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it
over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket
to bring back some fruit.
**As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee.
**As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end.
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One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up he
said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
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Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.
(footpegNote)...Does Louie still walk sorta slow?) (Pender walks fast,
and.....welll, yawl know)

On Feb 26, 10:30*am, JayTk...@webtv.net (Mr. JayT) wrote:
> An elderly Farmer gentleman had owned a large property for several
> years.
> He had a fairly small dam in one of the lower regions where he had
> planted mango and avocado trees.
> The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had
> some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it
> over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket
> to bring back some fruit.
> **As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
> glee.
> **As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
> skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and
> they all went to the deep end.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
> The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
> naked or make you get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up he
> said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.
> (footpegNote)...Does Louie still walk sorta slow?) (Pender walks fast,
> and.....welll, yawl know)

that's a funnian. .....Willie.