"^..^ Lone Wolf" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:hl4jod$1mim$(E-Mail Removed)...
> Wotcha.
>
> The evening of Halloween - one car driver not looking before turning
> right - point of impact, my left knee. Nine hours of surgery - one
> rebuilt pelvis - one rather fetching skin graft, and 60 plus days lying on
> my back looking at the ceiling. I'm now back home, complete with Zimmer
> frames and crutches . . . . . . . and that, dear people, is why I ain't
> been posting on here for the last three months.
>
Jeeeesus matey! That is truly grim news. 3months! ****ing *ouch*!
A bloke who works for me fell through his own ceiling back in October won't
be back until april at the earliest and that was 'only' a femur.
Dr John says.....take lots of drugs. Ale too.
GWS.

JB

Wotcha.

The evening of Halloween - one car driver not looking before turning right -
point of impact, my left knee. Nine hours of surgery - one rebuilt pelvis -
one rather fetching skin graft, and 60 plus days lying on my back looking at
the ceiling. I'm now back home, complete with Zimmer frames and crutches .
.. . . . . . and that, dear people, is why I ain't been posting on here for
the last three months.


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^..^ Lone Wolf
www.moonshiners.org.uk

On 12/02/2010 22:11, ^..^ Lone Wolf wrote:
> Wotcha.
>
> The evening of Halloween - one car driver not looking before turning right -
> point of impact, my left knee. Nine hours of surgery - one rebuilt pelvis -
> one rather fetching skin graft, and 60 plus days lying on my back looking at
> the ceiling. I'm now back home, complete with Zimmer frames and crutches .
> . . . . . . and that, dear people, is why I ain't been posting on here for
> the last three months.
>
>

Who are you?

Kiddin, get betrter you layabout ****sponge.

"Nige" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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Wotcha

> Who are you?
The inventor of the "crash diet".
Simple. You crash - then you lose weight. I'm almost four stone lighter
now - would have been a tad more if the leg had to come off ;-)

> Kiddin, get betrter you layabout ****sponge.

I've done enough laying about for now.


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^..^ Lone Wolf
www.moonshiners.org.uk

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ^..^ Lone Wolf
<(E-Mail Removed)> typed
>Wotcha.
>
>The evening of Halloween - one car driver not looking before turning right -
>point of impact, my left knee. Nine hours of surgery - one rebuilt pelvis -
>one rather fetching skin graft, and 60 plus days lying on my back looking at
>the ceiling. I'm now back home, complete with Zimmer frames and crutches .
>. . . . . . and that, dear people, is why I ain't been posting on here for
>the last three months.

<Steps up to microphOne>

Tap, Tap, tap...

Is this thing on?

You *clumsy* ****.

Thanks.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

"Environmentally, it is our duty to re-use our plastic bags.
To suffocate our children" - Frankie Boyle.

^..^ Lone Wolf wrote:
>
> "Nige" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>
> Wotcha
>
> > Who are you?
> The inventor of the "crash diet".
> Simple. You crash - then you lose weight. I'm almost four stone lighter
> now - would have been a tad more if the leg had to come off ;-)

Only four stone in 60 days? Amateur. I lost a stone in just a week after
my last off.

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ogden

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden
<(E-Mail Removed)> typed
>^..^ Lone Wolf wrote:
>>
>> "Nige" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>>
>> Wotcha
>>
>> > Who are you?
>> The inventor of the "crash diet".
>> Simple. You crash - then you lose weight. I'm almost four stone lighter
>> now - would have been a tad more if the leg had to come off ;-)
>
>Only four stone in 60 days? Amateur. I lost a stone in just a week after
>my last off.

Prison food...

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

"Environmentally, it is our duty to re-use our plastic bags.
To suffocate our children" - Frankie Boyle.

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden
> <(E-Mail Removed)> typed
> >^..^ Lone Wolf wrote:
> >>
> >> "Nige" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> >> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
> >>
> >> Wotcha
> >>
> >> > Who are you?
> >> The inventor of the "crash diet".
> >> Simple. You crash - then you lose weight. I'm almost four stone lighter
> >> now - would have been a tad more if the leg had to come off ;-)
> >
> >Only four stone in 60 days? Amateur. I lost a stone in just a week after
> >my last off.
>
> Prison food...

I would have lost more but you'd be surprised how many calories you can
digest from rectally-ingested semen.

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ogden

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden
<(E-Mail Removed)> typed
>Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden
>> <(E-Mail Removed)> typed
>> >^..^ Lone Wolf wrote:
>> >>
>> >> "Nige" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>> >> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>> >>
>> >> Wotcha
>> >>
>> >> > Who are you?
>> >> The inventor of the "crash diet".
>> >> Simple. You crash - then you lose weight. I'm almost four stone lighter
>> >> now - would have been a tad more if the leg had to come off ;-)
>> >
>> >Only four stone in 60 days? Amateur. I lost a stone in just a week after
>> >my last off.
>>
>> Prison food...
>
>I would have lost more but you'd be surprised how many calories you can
>digest from rectally-ingested semen.

You should have said! I'd have chipped a quid or two into the "Ogden
Soap-on-a-Rope" fund.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

"Environmentally, it is our duty to re-use our plastic bags.
To suffocate our children" - Frankie Boyle.

In uk.rec.motorcycles ^..^ Lone Wolf <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
> Wotcha.
>
> The evening of Halloween - one car driver not looking before turning right -
> point of impact, my left knee. Nine hours of surgery - one rebuilt pelvis -
> one rather fetching skin graft, and 60 plus days lying on my back looking at
> the ceiling. I'm now back home, complete with Zimmer frames and crutches .
> . . . . . . and that, dear people, is why I ain't been posting on here for
> the last three months.

Clumsy cnut.
GWS, when are you going to be back on a bike ?.

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