But how do you light a Veyron?

The SRV 850 is Aprilia's performance version of the Gilera GP800, which
was already the world's fastest and most powerful scooter. It is now a
red-blooded Italian V-twin sports bike with a CVT (no gears) and the
acceleration to smoke a Bugatti Veyron at legal speeds.


http://www.gizmag.com/aprilia-worlds...scooter/20624/

"Jordan" wrote
> On 12/3/2011 10:46 AM, Nigel Allen wrote:

>> http://www.gizmag.com/aprilia-worlds...scooter/20624/

> What's the definition of a scooter now? I've lost track.

1. A two-wheeled conveyance which can be ridden in high heels and a
skirt.
2. A Harley Davidson.

Theo

"Theo Bekkers" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> "Jordan" wrote
>> On 12/3/2011 10:46 AM, Nigel Allen wrote:
>
>>> http://www.gizmag.com/aprilia-worlds...scooter/20624/
>
>> What's the definition of a scooter now? I've lost track.
>
> 1. A two-wheeled conveyance which can be ridden in high heels and a skirt.
> 2. A Harley Davidson.
>
> Theo


Do you have trouble with the high heels when you change gears with your
Harley Theo ??

"George W Frost" wrote
>"Theo Bekkers" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote
>> "Jordan" wrote

>>> What's the definition of a scooter now? I've lost track.
>
>> 1. A two-wheeled conveyance which can be ridden in high heels and a
>> skirt.
>> 2. A Harley Davidson.

> Do you have trouble with the high heels when you change gears with
> your Harley Theo ??

Did it look to you like I said that people ride Harleys in high heels
or skirts?
Comprehension 101 is in room 2. Arguments in rooms 1, 3, 4, 5 and 6 to
18.

Theo

"Theo Bekkers" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> "George W Frost" wrote
>>"Theo Bekkers" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote
>>> "Jordan" wrote
>
>>>> What's the definition of a scooter now? I've lost track.
>>
>>> 1. A two-wheeled conveyance which can be ridden in high heels and a
>>> skirt.
>>> 2. A Harley Davidson.
>
>> Do you have trouble with the high heels when you change gears with your
>> Harley Theo ??
>
> Did it look to you like I said that people ride Harleys in high heels or
> skirts?
> Comprehension 101 is in room 2. Arguments in rooms 1, 3, 4, 5 and 6 to 18.
>
> Theo


You forgot room 19,
which is "Lessons on how to correctly phrase letters and messages."

On 12/06/11 1:05 PM, George W Frost wrote:
> "Theo Bekkers"<(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:WpbDq.6851$(E-Mail Removed) ond.com...
>> "Jordan" wrote
>>> On 12/3/2011 10:46 AM, Nigel Allen wrote:
>>
>>>> http://www.gizmag.com/aprilia-worlds...scooter/20624/
>>
>>> What's the definition of a scooter now? I've lost track.
>>
>> 1. A two-wheeled conveyance which can be ridden in high heels and a skirt.
>> 2. A Harley Davidson.
>>
>> Theo
>
>
> Do you have trouble with the high heels when you change gears with your
> Harley Theo ??
>
>
Since most Harleys have rocker gearchange pedals, I don't expect high
heels to make any difference.

regards,
CrazyCam

On 12/6/2011 1:20 PM, CrazyCam wrote:
> On 12/06/11 1:05 PM, George W Frost wrote:
>> "Theo Bekkers"<(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>> news:WpbDq.6851$(E-Mail Removed) ond.com...
>>> "Jordan" wrote
>>>> On 12/3/2011 10:46 AM, Nigel Allen wrote:
>>>
>>>>> http://www.gizmag.com/aprilia-worlds...scooter/20624/
>>>
>>>> What's the definition of a scooter now? I've lost track.
>>>
>>> 1. A two-wheeled conveyance which can be ridden in high heels and a
>>> skirt.
>>> 2. A Harley Davidson.
>>>
>>> Theo
>>
>>
>> Do you have trouble with the high heels when you change gears with your
>> Harley Theo ??
>>
>>
> Since most Harleys have rocker gearchange pedals, I don't expect high
> heels to make any difference.
>
> regards,
> CrazyCam

Never worries me and seldom do I ladder my tights either.
Although I have caught the handbag in the rear wheel once!

Rheilly

"George W Frost" wrote
> "Theo Bekkers" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote

>> Did it look to you like I said that people ride Harleys in high
>> heels or skirts?
>> Comprehension 101 is in room 2. Arguments in rooms 1, 3, 4, 5 and 6
>> to 18.

> You forgot room 19,
> which is "Lessons on how to correctly phrase letters and messages."

Because you inferred doesn't mean I implied.
Try this one George
Bow:
1. To lower the head and upper body forward from the waist to show
deference.
2. A device for shooting arrows.

Why would you think 1 and 2 are interrelated George?

Theo

"Theo Bekkers" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> "George W Frost" wrote
>> "Theo Bekkers" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote
>
>>> Did it look to you like I said that people ride Harleys in high heels or
>>> skirts?
>>> Comprehension 101 is in room 2. Arguments in rooms 1, 3, 4, 5 and 6 to
>>> 18.
>
>> You forgot room 19,
>> which is "Lessons on how to correctly phrase letters and messages."
>
> Because you inferred doesn't mean I implied.
> Try this one George
> Bow:
> 1. To lower the head and upper body forward from the waist to show
> deference.
> 2. A device for shooting arrows.
>
> Why would you think 1 and 2 are interrelated George?
>
> Theo
>

Why would you think that I would presume that Theo ?
When the two words "bow" mean different things
One is a noun and could be a verb
whereas, the other is a verb and could also be a noun
But getting back to your original phrase:

> What's the definition of a scooter now? I've lost track.

1. A two-wheeled conveyance which can be ridden in high heels and a
skirt.
2. A Harley Davidson.

Theo

The questioner has asked for a definition of a scooter and you have given
two answers or two versions
With these two versions, they are related in as much as when the question
was asked, you gave two answers to it, therefore, relating the two answers
as a definition of the same object.
If you didn't want these two answers to be related, you could have added the
little word "or"
I know that there is no word as "and" which would directly relate the two,
but in not adding it, the reader presumes that you meant them to be united
in the same answer which you put into two parts.
Also, What has a bow to do with a scooter?
When you ride your Harley complete with your high heels and skirt, does your
skirt have pretty pink bows on it and that is the relation of the bow to
which you referred?

"George W Frost" wrote
>"Theo Bekkers" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message

>> 1. A two-wheeled conveyance which can be ridden in high heels and a
>> skirt.
>> 2. A Harley Davidson.

>> Theo

> The questioner has asked for a definition of a scooter and you have
> given two answers or two versions
> With these two versions, they are related in as much as when the
> question was asked, you gave two answers to it, therefore, relating
> the two answers as a definition of the same object.
> If you didn't want these two answers to be related, you could have
> added the little word "or"
> I know that there is no word as "and" which would directly relate
> the two, but in not adding it, the reader presumes that you meant
> them to be united in the same answer which you put into two parts.

Have you ever looked at a dictionary George? See how they list
definitions? The notations 1. and 2. denote different meanings.

Theo