A LESSON FOR ALL MEN

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in
front of a pickup truck causing him to Have to drive on to the shoulder to
avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man that guy is stupid" I thought to
myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work - that's 96 miles each day.

Of these 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS - that's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or
unrewarding - that's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide - that's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem - that's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry weapons
and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least 1 female that has a
lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, has PMS and is armed.

Flip one off? - I think not.

If you lived closer to work....... problem solved! Sounds like you should do
something about it.
--
MikeH

"Richard Kirkwood" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:xnV7b.94134$(E-Mail Removed)...
>
> A LESSON FOR ALL MEN
>
> I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
in
> front of a pickup truck causing him to Have to drive on to the shoulder to
> avoid hitting her.
>
> This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
> window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man that guy is stupid" I thought to
> myself.
>
> I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
> anything to me in traffic and here's why:
>
> I drive 48 miles each way every day to work - that's 96 miles each day.
>
> Of these 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
>
> Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
>
> There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
>
> That works out to be 982 cars every mile or 31,424 cars.
>
> Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper I figure I
> pass at least another 4000 cars.
>
> That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
day.
>
> Statistically, females drive half of these.
>
> That's 18,000 women drivers!
>
> In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS - that's 642.
>
> According to Cosmopolitan 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or
> unrewarding - that's 449.
>
> According to the National Institute of Health 22% of all females have
> seriously considered suicide or homicide - that's 98.
>
> And 34% describe men as their biggest problem - that's 33.
>
> According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry
weapons
> and this number is increasing.
>
> That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least 1 female that has
a
> lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
> considered suicide or homicide, has PMS and is armed.
>
> Flip one off? - I think not.
>
>
>

Like shoot all women drivers before they shoot you.

"MikeH" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:haW7b.1871$(E-Mail Removed)...
> If you lived closer to work....... problem solved! Sounds like you should
do
> something about it.
> --
> MikeH
>
> "Richard Kirkwood" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:xnV7b.94134$(E-Mail Removed)...
> >
> > A LESSON FOR ALL MEN
> >
> > I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
> in
> > front of a pickup truck causing him to Have to drive on to the shoulder
to
> > avoid hitting her.
> >
> > This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
> > window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man that guy is stupid" I thought
to
> > myself.
> >
> > I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female
does
> > anything to me in traffic and here's why:
> >
> > I drive 48 miles each way every day to work - that's 96 miles each day.
> >
> > Of these 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
> >
> > Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
> >
> > There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
> >
> > That works out to be 982 cars every mile or 31,424 cars.
> >
> > Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper I figure I
> > pass at least another 4000 cars.
> >
> > That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
> day.
> >
> > Statistically, females drive half of these.
> >
> > That's 18,000 women drivers!
> >
> > In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS - that's 642.
> >
> > According to Cosmopolitan 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or
> > unrewarding - that's 449.
> >
> > According to the National Institute of Health 22% of all females have
> > seriously considered suicide or homicide - that's 98.
> >
> > And 34% describe men as their biggest problem - that's 33.
> >
> > According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry
> weapons
> > and this number is increasing.
> >
> > That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least 1 female that
has
> a
> > lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
> > considered suicide or homicide, has PMS and is armed.
> >
> > Flip one off? - I think not.
> >
> >
> >
>
>


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"Richard Kirkwood" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:xnV7b.94134$(E-Mail Removed)...
>
> A LESSON FOR ALL MEN
>
> I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
in
> front of a pickup truck causing him to Have to drive on to the shoulder to
> avoid hitting her.
>
> This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
> window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man that guy is stupid" I thought to
> myself.
>
> I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
> anything to me in traffic and here's why:
>
> I drive 48 miles each way every day to work - that's 96 miles each day.
>
> Of these 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
>
> Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
>
> There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
>
> That works out to be 982 cars every mile or 31,424 cars.
>
> Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper I figure I
> pass at least another 4000 cars.
>
> That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
day.
>
> Statistically, females drive half of these.
>
> That's 18,000 women drivers!
>
> In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS - that's 642.
>
> According to Cosmopolitan 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or
> unrewarding - that's 449.
>
> According to the National Institute of Health 22% of all females have
> seriously considered suicide or homicide - that's 98.
>
> And 34% describe men as their biggest problem - that's 33.
>
> According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry
weapons
> and this number is increasing.
>
> That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least 1 female that has
a
> lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
> considered suicide or homicide, has PMS and is armed.
>
> Flip one off? - I think not.
>
>
>

"Richard Kirkwood" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message

> I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
in
> front of a pickup truck

What's a pickup truck? A rubbish truck?...

> This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
> window and "flipped" the woman off.

?...Off her bike?...

> I drive 48 miles each way every day to work - that's 96 miles each day.

Miles?...

> According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry
weapons

They've all got weapons. They don't carry firearms though..

Doug Cox.
Work to ride, Ride to work...

I'll just keep reeling em in....Its obvious some people take things too
seriously.... especially when this was a joke posted not a real comment.
"Doug Cox" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed)...
> "Richard Kirkwood" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>
> > I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
> in
> > front of a pickup truck
>
> What's a pickup truck? A rubbish truck?...
>
> > This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
> > window and "flipped" the woman off.
>
> ?...Off her bike?...
>
> > I drive 48 miles each way every day to work - that's 96 miles each day.
>
> Miles?...
>
> > According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry
> weapons
>
> They've all got weapons. They don't carry firearms though..
>
> Doug Cox.
> Work to ride, Ride to work...
>
>

"Theo Bekkers" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message news:Tnf8b.96337$(E-Mail Removed)...
> "Richard Kirkwood" wrote
> > I'll just keep reeling em in....Its obvious some people take things
> too
> > seriously.... especially when this was a joke posted not a real
> comment.
>
> Oh dear. Did you miss that Doug knew it was a joke and was trying to
> point (for you Geoff) out that it was not only old (I heard it in the
> late '60's) but boring as batshit. As well as objectionable to some
> 51% of the population, and not funny to most of us guys as well.
>
> And you took his hook. :-)
>
Holy ****; did Richard actually write that?!!
That's gotta' be the WHOOSH of the year hasn't it?
Clem
(My server didn't down load it 'cause it must've been cringing too much....)

"Geoff and Jodie" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>
> "Knobdoodle" certainly did not wrote;
> > >
> > > Oh dear. Did you miss that Doug knew it was a joke and was trying to
> > > point (for you Geoff) out that it was not only old (I heard it in the
> > > late '60's) but boring as batshit. As well as objectionable to some
> > > 51% of the population, and not funny to most of us guys as well.
>
> Gee... I get a free point :-)
>
> <accent> Oill have a point of real ale pleeze...
>
Gee; you're really taking the "random attributions" business seriously aren't you Geoff?!
Clem

"Knobdoodle" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:bjs4j0$m2k6a$(E-Mail Removed)...
>
> "Geoff and Jodie" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed)...
> >
> > "Knobdoodle" certainly did not wrote;
> > > >
> > > > Oh dear. Did you miss that Doug knew it was a joke and was trying to
> > > > point (for you Geoff) out that it was not only old (I heard it in
the
> > > > late '60's) but boring as batshit. As well as objectionable to some
> > > > 51% of the population, and not funny to most of us guys as well.
> >
> > Gee... I get a free point :-)
> >
> > <accent> Oill have a point of real ale pleeze...
> >
> Gee; you're really taking the "random attributions" business seriously
aren't you Geoff?!

I always take the chance of a free beer seriously! (no matter how remote
the chance of actually getting it ;-)


Geoff and Jodie

Christ I'm glad I'm not American!

"Richard Kirkwood" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:xnV7b.94134$(E-Mail Removed)...
>
> A LESSON FOR ALL MEN
>
> I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
in
> front of a pickup truck causing him to Have to drive on to the shoulder to
> avoid hitting her.
>
> This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
> window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man that guy is stupid" I thought to
> myself.
>
> I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
> anything to me in traffic and here's why:
>
> I drive 48 miles each way every day to work - that's 96 miles each day.
>
> Of these 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
>
> Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
>
> There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
>
> That works out to be 982 cars every mile or 31,424 cars.
>
> Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper I figure I
> pass at least another 4000 cars.
>
> That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
day.
>
> Statistically, females drive half of these.
>
> That's 18,000 women drivers!
>
> In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS - that's 642.
>
> According to Cosmopolitan 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or
> unrewarding - that's 449.
>
> According to the National Institute of Health 22% of all females have
> seriously considered suicide or homicide - that's 98.
>
> And 34% describe men as their biggest problem - that's 33.
>
> According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry
weapons
> and this number is increasing.
>
> That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least 1 female that has
a
> lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
> considered suicide or homicide, has PMS and is armed.
>
> Flip one off? - I think not.
>
>
>