http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13401045

There is always the possibility that she was counting change very slowly
out of her purse.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

Contains moderate bullshit and simulated opinions.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Wicked Uncle Nigel
<(E-Mail Removed)> saying something like:

>
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13401045
>
>There is always the possibility that she was counting change very slowly
>out of her purse.

Or paying by some plastic that's not accepted there.
Have you ever noticed the SEP field that immediately envelopes you as
YOU pay with your plastic? I could swear time speeds up in it, contrary
to the time that elapses when I'm stuck in a queue behind a plastic
payer.

In article <(E-Mail Removed)>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
says...

I guessed that by the title that you had assumed that Nige had keeled over.

Did he really go to the hospital under advice from usenet?

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan
<(E-Mail Removed)> typed
>In article <(E-Mail Removed)>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>says...
>
>I guessed that by the title that you had assumed that Nige had keeled over.

Heh.

>Did he really go to the hospital under advice from usenet?

I really have no idea. But doubtless if he did we'll get a blow-by-blow
account of the denizens who infest Bradford A&E on a Saturday night.

I wonder if Turnpike can kill a thread before it gets created?

<F1>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

Contains moderate bullshit and simulated opinions.

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:

> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan
> <(E-Mail Removed)> typed
> > In article <(E-Mail Removed)>, Wicked
> > Uncle Nigel says...
> >
> > I guessed that by the title that you had assumed that Nige had
> > keeled over.
>
> Heh.
>
> > Did he really go to the hospital under advice from usenet?
>
> I really have no idea. But doubtless if he did we'll get a
> blow-by-blow account of the denizens who infest Bradford A&E on a
> Saturday night.
>
> I wonder if Turnpike can kill a thread before it gets created?
>
> <F1>

I'll save him the bother. The kind of scum who frequent A+E depts in
the early hours at weekends are generally the same everywhere, only
their accents change depending on their origins


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Lozzo
Versys 650 Inter-Continental Hyperbolistic Missile , CBR600F-W racebike
in the making, TS250C, RD400F (somewhere)
BMW E46 318iSE (it's a car, not one of those 2-wheeled pieces of shite
they churn out)

In article <(E-Mail Removed)>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
says...
>
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan
> <(E-Mail Removed)> typed
> >In article <(E-Mail Removed)>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
> >says...
> >
> >I guessed that by the title that you had assumed that Nige had keeled over.
>
> Heh.

Well he hasn't posted in a while.

> >Did he really go to the hospital under advice from usenet?
>
> I really have no idea. But doubtless if he did we'll get a blow-by-blow
> account of the denizens who infest Bradford A&E on a Saturday night.

<nige>
Fat necked coons all over the place
</nige>

> I wonder if Turnpike can kill a thread before it gets created?
>
> <F1>

<g>

"Wicked Uncle Nigel" wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed)...


>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13401045

>There is always the possibility that she was counting change very slowly
>out of her purse.

And my wife is there on a hen weekend right now.

That's the last time I hire a Bulgarian to do a job!


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Frooty

GSX1300RX Hayabusa - Inter Continental Ballistic Motorcycle
TT250R - Wee dirty wan
Lifan LF50QGY - Wee monkey wan
Down to just three toys :-[
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Frooty
<(E-Mail Removed)> typed
>
>"Wicked Uncle Nigel" wrote in message
>news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>
>
>>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13401045
>
>>There is always the possibility that she was counting change very
>>slowly out of her purse.
>
>And my wife is there on a hen weekend right now.
>
>That's the last time I hire a Bulgarian to do a job!

<G>

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

Contains moderate bullshit and simulated opinions.

On May 14, 4:22*pm, Wicked Uncle Nigel <w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk>
wrote:
> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13401045

FFS, How?
With a machete or a chainsaw? It's not easy doing that. Were people
just standing around while he hacked at her?

On May 15, 3:12*am, Thomas <keens...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 14, 4:22*pm, Wicked Uncle Nigel <w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk>
> wrote:
>
> >http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13401045
>
> FFS, How?
> With a machete or a chainsaw? It's not easy doing that. Were people
> just standing around while he hacked at her?

Thats what I thought.

I've beheaded a few (six) deer using a wood saw. It's not a five
second job. More like a minute.

I suppose though if you were kneeling on someone's shoulders and
pulling their neck taught by their hair then it might be easier than
when they were suspended by their neck on a long rope. However I
would think the angle would be difficult, the saw blade would be
hitting the floor.

Maybe he used an axe or cleaver to sever the bone and a sharp knife to
do the rest?