Why do you all drive like cocks? From what I've seen today 99% of you
couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pig's arse, so it's not like you
all have some god given talent. It appears traffic law is for 'someone
else'.

Rome tomorrow, let's see if they misbehave when Il Papa is out of town

Btw, I've discovered that what little Italian I know is of **** all
use, so I am shouting slowly and poimting for the benefit of the
useless wops who haven't bothered to learn my language
--
Lozzo posting from his tent in Milan, Italy

lozzo wrote:

> Why do you all drive like cocks? From what I've seen today 99% of you
> couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pig's arse, so it's not like you
> all have some god given talent. It appears traffic law is for 'someone
> else'.
>
> Rome tomorrow, let's see if they misbehave when Il Papa is out of town

Be careful, it's the pick-pocket capital of the world.

--
Krusty

Raptor 1000 MV 750 Senna Tiger 955i Tiger 885 Fantic Hiro 250

On 16 Sep, 20:54, lozzo <speedys...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> Why do you all drive like cocks? From what I've seen today 99% of you
> couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pig's arse, so it's not like you
> all have some god given talent. It appears traffic law is for 'someone else'.
>
> Rome tomorrow, let's see if they misbehave when Il Papa is out of town

Haha, wait until you reach Naples.

"You ain't seen nothing yet"

Paul.

On Thu, 16 Sep 2010 12:54:26 -0700 (PDT), lozzo
<(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>Why do you all drive like cocks? From what I've seen today 99% of you
>couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pig's arse, so it's not like you
>all have some god given talent. It appears traffic law is for 'someone
>else'.

There is no traffic law in Italy.

I'll accept there may be something written about traffic law, but it's
more of a well intentioned mission statement.

On Thu, 16 Sep 2010 12:54:26 -0700 (PDT) in uk.rec.motorcycles, lozzo
says:

>Why do you all drive like cocks? From what I've seen today 99% of you
>couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pig's arse, so it's not like you
>all have some god given talent. It appears traffic law is for 'someone
>else'.

I didn't actually mind driving in italy, just go for it and hope for
the best. poland was a little worse but not so bad, I am up for trying
greece next.

--
Ian
"Bother!" said Pooh as he torched the forest

On 16 Sep, 21:26, ginge <the.gingeREM...@THISgmail.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 16 Sep 2010 12:54:26 -0700 (PDT), lozzo
>
> <speedys...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> >Why do you all drive like cocks? From what I've seen today 99% of you
> >couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pig's arse, so it's not like you
> >all have some god given talent. It appears traffic law is for 'someone
> >else'.
>
> There is no traffic law in Italy.
>
> I'll accept there may be something written about traffic law, but it's
> more of a well intentioned mission statement.

Traffic lights of any colour are usually 'advisory'

Roundabouts are a complete free for all. If your wheels stop turning,
you're f*cked ...

Paul.

On Sep 16, 12:54*pm, lozzo <speedys...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> Why do you all drive like cocks? From what I've seen today 99% of you
> couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pig's arse, so it's not like you
> all have some god given talent. It appears traffic law is for 'someone
> else'.

Italy is great! You just have to let your freak flag fly. Let anarchy
reign and go for the gusto.

lozzo wrote:

> Why do you all drive like cocks? From what I've seen today 99% of you
> couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pig's arse, so it's not like you
> all have some god given talent. It appears traffic law is for 'someone
> else'.
>
> Rome tomorrow, let's see if they misbehave when Il Papa is out of town
>
> Btw, I've discovered that what little Italian I know is of **** all
> use, so I am shouting slowly and poimting for the benefit of the
> useless wops who haven't bothered to learn my language

You're obviously riding like a poof. Just wait until you get down south
- that's when the automotive anarchy really starts

--
Buzby
"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot"

"Buzby" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in
news:(E-Mail Removed):

> lozzo wrote:
>
>> Why do you all drive like cocks? From what I've seen today 99% of you
>> couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pig's arse, so it's not like you
>> all have some god given talent. It appears traffic law is for
>> 'someone else'.
>>
>> Rome tomorrow, let's see if they misbehave when Il Papa is out of
>> town
>>
>> Btw, I've discovered that what little Italian I know is of **** all
>> use, so I am shouting slowly and poimting for the benefit of the
>> useless wops who haven't bothered to learn my language
>
> You're obviously riding like a poof. Just wait until you get down
> south - that's when the automotive anarchy really starts
>

Seemed okay to me in a hired Fiat Panda around Naples, Sorrento &
Amalfi. Although, being there in January when there are very few
tourists getting in the way probably helped.

In message <(E-Mail Removed)>, ginge
<(E-Mail Removed)> writes
>On Thu, 16 Sep 2010 12:54:26 -0700 (PDT), lozzo
><(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
>>Why do you all drive like cocks? From what I've seen today 99% of you
>>couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pig's arse, so it's not like you
>>all have some god given talent. It appears traffic law is for 'someone
>>else'.
>
>There is no traffic law in Italy.
>
>I'll accept there may be something written about traffic law, but it's
>more of a well intentioned mission statement.

Not in milan, surely

The locals used to refuse to ride in my car

Rome or Naples - now that's a bit different


--
geoff