‘‘A very self-important college freshman at a recent U.S.C.
football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen
sitting next to him
> ‘‘why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his
own.’’
> "You grew up in a different, actually almost primitive, world," the
student said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear.
>‘‘We young people today, grew up with television, jet planes, space
travel,
> man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars...We even
> have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with
> light-speed processing .... and uh.."
>
>
> Taking advantage of a pause for breath in the student's
> litany, the "wizened" one said, "You're right, Son. We didn't have
those
things when we were young...so we invented them. So, you arrogant
little
> shithead! Now....what are you doing for the next generation?"
>chuckle<
> I love senior citizens!
Rascal Flat
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