So dern Funny (SDF)

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...
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A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on
a night* light, turned the answering machine on the phone line,
covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned
the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the
couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put
out into the yard scoots back into the house.
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They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to
eat the* bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes
inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
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The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty.She
explains to* the taxi driver that her husband will be out
soon.==="He's just going upstairs to* say goodbye to my mother."====
He will be back in a minute.
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A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long," he* says, as they drive away.
===="Stupid wench was hiding under the bed.* Had to poke her with a
coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket
to keep her from scratching me.==== But it worked. ''I hauled her fat
butt downstairs and threw her out* into the back yard!"''


''Okay, I'm ready to go''.
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The cabdriver hit a parked car... (LOL)*
SEEEEEEEEEE!

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
( happy trails to you all)