‘‘Cecil was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new
hinge, so he sent his wife Thelma Sue to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, while she was waiting for Elmer Fuddwad, the
manager,
to finish waiting on a customer* Thelma Sue saw a beautiful teapot on
a
top* shelf.
When Elmer Fuddwad was finished, Thelma Sue asked how much for the
teapot ?
Elmer Fuddwad replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!" " My goodness,
that sure is a lot of money!" Thelma Sue exclaimed.

So,she proceeded to describe the hinge that Cecil had sent her to
buy, and Elmer went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Elmer yelled, Thelmer Sue , you wanna screw for
that hinge?"
SHE REPLIED, "No, but I will for the teapot!" This is why you can't send
a woman to a hardware store

'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--

BJayKana wrote:
> ''Cecil was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new
> hinge, so he sent his wife Thelma Sue to the hardware store.
> At the hardware store, while she was waiting for Elmer Fuddwad, the
> manager,
> to finish waiting on a customer Thelma Sue saw a beautiful teapot on
> a
> top shelf.
> When Elmer Fuddwad was finished, Thelma Sue asked how much for the
> teapot ?
> Elmer Fuddwad replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!" " My goodness,
> that sure is a lot of money!" Thelma Sue exclaimed.
>
> So,she proceeded to describe the hinge that Cecil had sent her to
> buy, and Elmer went to the back room to find it.
> From the back room Elmer yelled, Thelmer Sue , you wanna screw for
> that hinge?"
> SHE REPLIED, "No, but I will for the teapot!" This is why you can't send
> a woman to a hardware store
>
> 'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--

Thanks walker eater, glad ya enjoyed it, and gotcha self a laff, eh.
bjay