Tiny one (humor..okay)

Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professio nal nurse.*
and in over twenty years Sir,* I've never laughed at a patient."
"However, there's always a first time,"
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Jerry, the patient in question proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
the tiniest "man thingy" <!>
I have ever seen.*
Length and width, it* couldn't have
been bigger than a AAA battery.*
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Unable to control herself, the nurse
started giggling then fell laughing to the floor. (ya know...like:
LOL)*
Ten minutes later she
was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.* "I'm so
sorry Sir.''
said the nurse. " I don't know what came over me.
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On my honor as a nurse
and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.*
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Now,tell me Sir, what seems to
be the problem?"*
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"...It's swollen," Jerry replied.