If you decide to go to Land's End, then:

a; leave before 9 am

b; don't pick a Bank Holiday Saturday.

c; don't be daft enough to think you can come home the same day in
comfort.

d; just because you're doing a motorcycle rally, don't imagine it
won't involve a mile and half uphill trudge through waist high ferns
and brambles.

e: thoroughly enjoy an impromptu midnight drag race past the Natural
History Museum with a Countach.

f: having "Everybody wants a piece of the action" playing helps raise
a chuckle, too.

More detailed RBR nonsense to follow, should I ever wake up again.
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On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 08:34:17 +0100, Champ <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 01:30:57 +0100, Salad Dodger
><(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
>>If you decide to go to Land's End, then:
>
><snip> foolishness
>
>>More detailed RBR nonsense to follow, should I ever wake up again.
>
>You're a national treasure, you are.

You're right, you know. Where are the rest of them kept? Tower Of
London, innit?

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"Pip" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed)...
> On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 08:34:17 +0100, Champ <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 01:30:57 +0100, Salad Dodger
> ><(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
> >
<snip>
>
> You're right, you know. Where are the rest of them kept? Tower Of
> London, innit?


I fort they wuz buried somewhere?

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