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Nigel Allen
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      12-30-2011, 12:11 AM
On 30/12/11 01:13, atec77 wrote:
> On 29/12/2011 10:55 PM, Deevo wrote:
>> "Kevin Gleeson" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>>> http://27bslash6.com/easter.html
>>> David Thorne is a mate of mine here in Hobart.

>>
>> Good effort but ultimately a wasted one I think.
>>
>> I find it more than a little disturbing how many of those who insist on
>> having others respect their beliefs refuse to respect those who believe
>> differently. I tend not to spend Saturday afternoons in town any more
>> because you have a better than even chance of being accosted by some
>> religious zealot.

> You need to develop the death stare
>


Already been done by the Empire.

Oh, "stare". Sorry, thought you said "star".

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      12-30-2011, 01:00 AM
On 30/12/2011 11:11 AM, Nigel Allen wrote:
> On 30/12/11 01:13, atec77 wrote:
>> On 29/12/2011 10:55 PM, Deevo wrote:
>>> "Kevin Gleeson" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>>> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>> http://27bslash6.com/easter.html
>>>> David Thorne is a mate of mine here in Hobart.
>>>
>>> Good effort but ultimately a wasted one I think.
>>>
>>> I find it more than a little disturbing how many of those who insist on
>>> having others respect their beliefs refuse to respect those who believe
>>> differently. I tend not to spend Saturday afternoons in town any more
>>> because you have a better than even chance of being accosted by some
>>> religious zealot.

>> You need to develop the death stare
>>

>
> Already been done by the Empire.
>
> Oh, "stare". Sorry, thought you said "star".
>
> N/
>

I have a large wet fish just for your attention N/

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Nigel Allen
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      12-30-2011, 02:27 AM
On 30/12/11 13:00, atec77 wrote:
> On 30/12/2011 11:11 AM, Nigel Allen wrote:
>> On 30/12/11 01:13, atec77 wrote:
>>> On 29/12/2011 10:55 PM, Deevo wrote:
>>>> "Kevin Gleeson" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>>>> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>>> http://27bslash6.com/easter.html
>>>>> David Thorne is a mate of mine here in Hobart.
>>>>
>>>> Good effort but ultimately a wasted one I think.
>>>>
>>>> I find it more than a little disturbing how many of those who insist on
>>>> having others respect their beliefs refuse to respect those who believe
>>>> differently. I tend not to spend Saturday afternoons in town any more
>>>> because you have a better than even chance of being accosted by some
>>>> religious zealot.
>>> You need to develop the death stare
>>>

>>
>> Already been done by the Empire.
>>
>> Oh, "stare". Sorry, thought you said "star".
>>
>> N/
>>

> I have a large wet fish just for your attention N/
>


Is it an 'addock' by chance?

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George W Frost
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      12-30-2011, 03:54 AM

"Nigel Allen" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed). au...
> On 30/12/11 13:00, atec77 wrote:
>> On 30/12/2011 11:11 AM, Nigel Allen wrote:
>>> On 30/12/11 01:13, atec77 wrote:
>>>> On 29/12/2011 10:55 PM, Deevo wrote:
>>>>> "Kevin Gleeson" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>>>>> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>>>> http://27bslash6.com/easter.html
>>>>>> David Thorne is a mate of mine here in Hobart.
>>>>>
>>>>> Good effort but ultimately a wasted one I think.
>>>>>
>>>>> I find it more than a little disturbing how many of those who insist
>>>>> on
>>>>> having others respect their beliefs refuse to respect those who
>>>>> believe
>>>>> differently. I tend not to spend Saturday afternoons in town any more
>>>>> because you have a better than even chance of being accosted by some
>>>>> religious zealot.
>>>> You need to develop the death stare
>>>>
>>>
>>> Already been done by the Empire.
>>>
>>> Oh, "stare". Sorry, thought you said "star".
>>>
>>> N/
>>>

>> I have a large wet fish just for your attention N/
>>

>
> Is it an 'addock' by chance?
>
> N/
>


that's a bit of an ad-hoc reply


 
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      12-30-2011, 12:08 PM
On 30/12/2011 1:27 PM, Nigel Allen wrote:
> On 30/12/11 13:00, atec77 wrote:
>> On 30/12/2011 11:11 AM, Nigel Allen wrote:
>>> On 30/12/11 01:13, atec77 wrote:
>>>> On 29/12/2011 10:55 PM, Deevo wrote:
>>>>> "Kevin Gleeson" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>>>>> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>>>> http://27bslash6.com/easter.html
>>>>>> David Thorne is a mate of mine here in Hobart.
>>>>>
>>>>> Good effort but ultimately a wasted one I think.
>>>>>
>>>>> I find it more than a little disturbing how many of those who
>>>>> insist on
>>>>> having others respect their beliefs refuse to respect those who
>>>>> believe
>>>>> differently. I tend not to spend Saturday afternoons in town any more
>>>>> because you have a better than even chance of being accosted by some
>>>>> religious zealot.
>>>> You need to develop the death stare
>>>>
>>>
>>> Already been done by the Empire.
>>>
>>> Oh, "stare". Sorry, thought you said "star".
>>>
>>> N/
>>>

>> I have a large wet fish just for your attention N/
>>

>
> Is it an 'addock' by chance?
>
> N/
>

Well I reakon your "herring" will ring when the fish is applied

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      12-31-2011, 02:46 AM
On 29-Dec-11 23:55, Deevo wrote:
> "Kevin Gleeson" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>> http://27bslash6.com/easter.html
>> David Thorne is a mate of mine here in Hobart.

>
> Good effort but ultimately a wasted one I think.
>
> I find it more than a little disturbing how many of those who insist on
> having others respect their beliefs refuse to respect those who believe
> differently. I tend not to spend Saturday afternoons in town any more
> because you have a better than even chance of being accosted by some
> religious zealot.


Poor odds. You can improve your chances by approaching them.

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      12-31-2011, 05:06 AM
"Nev.." <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:rbednf7reNA4GGPTnZ2dnUVZ_s-(E-Mail Removed)...
> On 29-Dec-11 23:55, Deevo wrote:
>> "Kevin Gleeson" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>> news:(E-Mail Removed)...
>>> http://27bslash6.com/easter.html
>>> David Thorne is a mate of mine here in Hobart.

>>
>> Good effort but ultimately a wasted one I think.
>>
>> I find it more than a little disturbing how many of those who insist on
>> having others respect their beliefs refuse to respect those who believe
>> differently. I tend not to spend Saturday afternoons in town any more
>> because you have a better than even chance of being accosted by some
>> religious zealot.

>
> Poor odds. You can improve your chances by approaching them.


I tried the polite approach on several occasions, the most recent event
cemented my "avoid at all costs" attitude.

Picture youself walking down the shopping mall checking out things on a
Saturday afternoon when a guy with a handfull of fliers approaches.

BAC "Would you be interested in a free concert?"

Me "Sorry, not really my thing mate."

BAC "It's free, and we'd really like to see you there."

Me "Look mate, I'm really not interested, I suggest you ask someone else."

At that point I walk away, or try to. This guy is pretty persistant and
walks in front of me and stops.

BAC "But ..."

At that point I'm starting to get irritated and say to the guy.

Me "Look mate can you go and accost someone else."

I try again to walk away and the guy again stops in front of me, this time
literally nose to nose. I push him to one side and tell him to **** off
before I call the police.

Then he starts calling me an evil spirit and chanting at me in some sort of
toungues. Fortunately for him one of his BAC mates dragged him away at that
point.

I'll loudly defend your right to think and believe whatever you like but
that does not include the right to tell me how to think and what to believe.
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Fraser Johnston
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      01-03-2012, 05:26 AM
On 31/12/11 2:06 PM, Deevo wrote:

> I tried the polite approach on several occasions, the most recent event
> cemented my "avoid at all costs" attitude.
>
> Picture youself walking down the shopping mall checking out things on a
> Saturday afternoon when a guy with a handfull of fliers approaches.
>
> BAC "Would you be interested in a free concert?"
>
> Me "Sorry, not really my thing mate."
>
> BAC "It's free, and we'd really like to see you there."
>
> Me "Look mate, I'm really not interested, I suggest you ask someone else."
>
> At that point I walk away, or try to. This guy is pretty persistant and
> walks in front of me and stops.
>
> BAC "But ..."
>
> At that point I'm starting to get irritated and say to the guy.
>
> Me "Look mate can you go and accost someone else."
>
> I try again to walk away and the guy again stops in front of me, this time
> literally nose to nose. I push him to one side and tell him to **** off
> before I call the police.
>
> Then he starts calling me an evil spirit and chanting at me in some sort of
> toungues. Fortunately for him one of his BAC mates dragged him away at that
> point.
>
> I'll loudly defend your right to think and believe whatever you like but
> that does not include the right to tell me how to think and what to believe.



You're doing it wrong. When they mention concerts you say "Sure, but
only if you come to my orgy afterwards."


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