The Twelve Days of Beanermas

The Twelve Days of Beanermas

1. On the first day of Beanermas my true love gave to me: a pachuco
with a greasy hairdo

2. On the second day of Beanermas my true love gave to me: 2 taco
wagons and a pachuco with a greasy hairdo

3. On the third day of Beanermas my true love gave to me: 3 welfare
checks, 2 taco wagons and a pachuco with a greasy hairdo

4. On the fourth day of Beanermas my true love gave to me: 4 blue
houses, 3 welfare checks, 2 taco wagons and a pachuco with a greasy
hairdo

5. On the fifth day of Beanermas my true love gave to me: 5
shoplifters, 4 blue houses, 3 welfare checks, 2 taco wagons and a
pachuco with a greasy hairdo

6. On the sixth day of Beanermas my true love gave to me: 6 child
molesters, 5 shoplifters, 4 blue houses, 3 welfare checks, 2 taco
wagons and a pachuco with a greasy hairdo

7. On the seventh day of Beanermas my true love gave to me: 7
pregnant
teenagers, 6 child molesters, 5 shoplifters, 4 blue houses, 3
welfarchecks, 2 taco wagons and a pachuco with a greasy hairdo

8. On the eighth day of Beanermas my true love gave to me: 8 illegal
cockfights, 7 pregnant teenagers, 6 child molesters, 5 shoplifters, 4
blue houses, 3 welfare checks, 2 taco wagons and a pachuco with a
greasy hairdo

9. On the ninth day of Beanermas my true love gave to me: 9 filthy
children, 8 illegal cockfights, 7 pregnant teenagers, 6 child
molesters, 5 shoplifters, 4 blue houseswagons and a pachuco with a
greasy hairdo

10. On the tenth day of Beanermas my true love gave to me: 10 books of
food stamps, 9 filthy children, 8 illegal cockfights, 7 pregnant
teenagers, 6 child molesters, 5 shoplifters, 4 blue houses, 3 welfare
checks, 2 taco wagons and a pachuco with a greasy hairdo

11. On the eleventh day of Beanermas my true love gave to me: 11
stolen vehicles, 10 books of food stamps, 9 filthy children, 8 illegal
cockfights, 7 pregnant teenagers, 6 child molesters, 5 shoplifters, 4
blue houses, 3 welfare checks, 2 taco wagons and a pachuco with a
greasy hairdo

12. On the twelve day of Beanermas my true love gave to me: 12 reasons
to hate Mexicans, 11 stolen vehicles, 10 books of food stamps, 9
filthy children, 8 illegal cockfights, 7 pregnant teenagers, 6 child
molesters, 5 shoplifters, 4 blue houses, 3 welfare checks, 2 taco
wagons and a pachuco with a greasy hairdo