--After being interviewed by the school administration, one prospective
teacher said:-- *
'Let me see if I've got this right.*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~`
'You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their
disruptive behavior,*observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their
dress habits, censor their T-shirt*messages, and instill in them a
love for learning.**
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and
sexually*transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem
and personal pride.**
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'You want me to teach them patriotism and good citizenship,
sportsmanship and fair play,*and how to register to vote, balance a
checkbook, and apply for a job.**
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'You want me to check their heads for lice, recognize signs of
antisocial behavior, and*make sure that they all pass the final
exams.*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'You also want me to provide them with an equal education regardless of
their*handicaps, and communicate regularly with their parents in
English, Spanish or any*other language, by letter, telephone,
newsletter, and report card.**
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'You want me to do All This, with a piece of chalk, a blackboard,a
bulletin board,*a few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that
qualifies me for food stamps.**
~~~'You want me to do all this and then you tell me. . . I CAN'T
PRAY?~~~~~

(Well put)
*
*

On Mar 14, 10:24*am, "Ed Hart" <ed-h...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> You know what the qualifyin' salary is for food stamps?

Nope and does it really matter. I don't qualify...then again ours is
STILL a nuclear family ( married 20 years, two teenagers, nearest
family 2k miles away)

I see food stampers buying snow crab and 10ct shrimp. Sure wish I had
the money to blow on luxuries like that. Oh well I don't need to
replace my tires soon and unlike welfare losers I own a motorcycle or
two and the wife has her own brandy new ninjette.

I gots motorscycles, wha'fo' I needs damn food stamps??? I don't
collect the damn things.
--
Keith

food stamps....wtf......duh....what's your opinion of the part about
''prayer''.

You know what the qualifyin' salary is for food stamps?

Big Ed

--
"To cherish and stimulate the activity of the human mind, by multiplying the
objects of enterprise, is not among the least considerable of the
expedients, by which the wealth of a nation may be promoted."

--Alexander Hamilton, Report on Manufactures, December 1791

"Mr. JayT" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:17780-49BBB3CB-(E-Mail Removed)...

--After being interviewed by the school administration, one prospective
teacher said:--
'Let me see if I've got this right.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~`
'You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their
disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their
dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a
love for learning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and
sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem
and personal pride.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'You want me to teach them patriotism and good citizenship,
sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to vote, balance a
checkbook, and apply for a job.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'You want me to check their heads for lice, recognize signs of
antisocial behavior, and make sure that they all pass the final
exams.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'You also want me to provide them with an equal education regardless of
their handicaps, and communicate regularly with their parents in
English, Spanish or any other language, by letter, telephone,
newsletter, and report card.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'You want me to do All This, with a piece of chalk, a blackboard,a
bulletin board, a few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that
qualifies me for food stamps.
~~~'You want me to do all this and then you tell me. . . I CAN'T
PRAY?~~~~~

(Well put)

On Mar 14, 9:40*pm, "Pender" <whatisthefreque...@kenneth.net> wrote:

SNIP

> don't forget to pat em down without touching them, make sure they get on the
> bus, and in Plano, don't give any bad grades cause it might offend them.

Be glad I didn't do the "Fast Track" program they had for vetrans. I'd
have been the Gym Coach from hell...your kid ends up in detention from
my class and you'd have been doing laps with them for the hour. ;^)

Weight class would be EASY. If you try. Teams of three, two spotting
at all time. 3 sets of 10 all muscle groups. Heavy day is 85-90% of
your last max lift (done every 3 weeks) but only one circut of all
weights. Light days you will come to fear and dred. It's ONLY 40% of
your max...only 3 sets of 10...3 times...all weight stations, then we
go do ladders the full length of the football field. 8^) Sorts out who
tries and who doesn't REAL fast.
Parental whiners, Administration whiners and Schoolboard whiners
will do the same as the kids AND go for a little 12 mile walk in 3hrs
with a 20# pack. After that they'll know the kids are getting off
easy...they don't have to do the walk.
--
Keith