Bear wrote:
> On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 20:30:43 -0000, Lozzo said ...
>> ogden said...
>>> Champ wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 01:12:53 GMT, raden <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> Their New Zealand tour (A month long) is fab and I would love to
>>>>>> do their South African "World In One Country" one day.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bit of a challenge with the old zimmer frame ...
>>>>
>>>> Times have changed. Have you seen how fit many 60 year-olds are
>>>> nowadays?
>>>
>>> If you think 60 year olds are looking fit, it says more about your
>>> age than it does about their fitness. Let's face it, some of them
>>> barely old enough to be your mother.
>>
>> The oldest woman I have bedded would be 62 now. I haven't seen her
>> since she was about 50, and she looked well fit then.
>
> I hooked up with [1] a 54 y/o about 3 years back. She was simply
> stunning. As in, breathtakingly lovely. Graceful, elegant, attractive,
> educated, highly intelligent and sexually deviant in extremis.
>
<snip>

Unfortunately, she was accompamied by a labrador at all times and favoured
the dark glasses and white stick fashion.



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"Bear" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed) ...
> On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 19:17:40 -0000, Dan L said ...
>> Bear wrote:
>
>> > I hooked up with [1] a 54 y/o about 3 years back. She was simply
>> > stunning. As in, breathtakingly lovely. Graceful, elegant,
>> > attractive,
>> > educated, highly intelligent and sexually deviant in extremis.
>> >
>> <snip>
>>
>> Unfortunately, she was accompamied by a labrador at all times and
>> favoured
>> the dark glasses and white stick fashion.
>
> You'd think, eh?
>
> Not even I can work out why such lovely women are attracted to me.
>
> And don't think I haven't given it some thought, especially the last 2
> weeks when, and I mean this is a very real sense, my cup runneth over
> ...
>
> ... and dribbleth down the side.

It's the 7-series you twerp! once you make the "standard upgrade" they
will be prepared to bed you 2 or 3 at a time!!

'Hog

Bear wrote:
> On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 19:17:40 -0000, Dan L said ...
>> Bear wrote:
>
>>> I hooked up with [1] a 54 y/o about 3 years back. She was simply
>>> stunning. As in, breathtakingly lovely. Graceful, elegant,
>>> attractive, educated, highly intelligent and sexually deviant in
>>> extremis.
>>>
>> <snip>
>>
>> Unfortunately, she was accompamied by a labrador at all times and
>> favoured the dark glasses and white stick fashion.
>
> You'd think, eh?
>
> Not even I can work out why such lovely women are attracted to me.
>
> And don't think I haven't given it some thought, especially the last 2
> weeks when, and I mean this is a very real sense, my cup runneth over
> ...
>
> ... and dribbleth down the side.

You utter bastard.

--
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Over 40, over weight and......... oh **** it.

"Bear" spouted:

>> Bear wrote:

>>> And don't think I haven't given it some thought, especially the last 2
>>> weeks when, and I mean this is a very real sense, my cup runneth over
>>> ...
>>>
>>> ... and dribbleth down the side.

> The other really weird thing is why I always either have none, or 3
> after me at the same time.

Now, I'd say that's downright greedy!

--
pt

Bear wrote:
>
> Not even I can work out why such lovely women are attracted to me.
>
> And don't think I haven't given it some thought, especially the last 2
> weeks when, and I mean this is a very real sense, my cup runneth over
> ...

Sarah & Laura: "Eww"

> ... and dribbleth down the side.

Sarah & Laura: "EEEWWWWWW"

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platypus

the old ennui

Bear wrote:
> On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 20:43:38 -0000, Dan L said ...
>> Bear wrote:
>>> On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 19:17:40 -0000, Dan L said ...
>>>> Bear wrote:
>>>
>>>>> I hooked up with [1] a 54 y/o about 3 years back. She was simply
>>>>> stunning. As in, breathtakingly lovely. Graceful, elegant,
>>>>> attractive, educated, highly intelligent and sexually deviant in
>>>>> extremis.
>>>>>
>>>> <snip>
>>>>
>>>> Unfortunately, she was accompamied by a labrador at all times and
>>>> favoured the dark glasses and white stick fashion.
>>>
>>> You'd think, eh?
>>>
>>> Not even I can work out why such lovely women are attracted to me.
>>>
>>> And don't think I haven't given it some thought, especially the
>>> last 2 weeks when, and I mean this is a very real sense, my cup
>>> runneth over ...
>>>
>>> ... and dribbleth down the side.
>>
>> You utter bastard.
>
> Look, don't think I'm not the most shocked man in Christendom, because
> frankly I am.
>
> My biggest problem ATM is keeping a look of utter puzzlement [1] off
> my face at the moment said ladies announced their intentions. Even *I*
> think I'm an ancient, vile-looking, overweight [2] semi-Neanderthal.
>
> The other really weird thing is why I always either have none, or 3
> after me at the same time. I think there is a god, and she is female.
>
<snip>

So, you're a sex god.

Don't expect ANY sympathy from me, you'll just have to grin and bear it.

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Dan L (Oldbloke)
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My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
Space in shed where NSR125 used to be
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11