"Whinging Courier" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> In uk.rec.motorcycles, Beelzebub amazed us all with this pearl of
> wisdom:
>
>> "Whinging Courier" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in
>> message
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>> > Has he died?
>>
>> Could be he's got a shag - seem to remember that was the reason he
>> claimed
>> the last time he disappeared from the group.
>
> Lucky man. Last time I had a shag I never disappeared from the group
> and
> I think it was that that led to the demise of said shag 
<snip bit>
If he found a shag as a teenager he would disappear from pub life for a
while - until shag came to her (its?) senses usually.
--
Clive
Thunderace