Widdle Wabbits

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you have any widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a
thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown
wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think
my thnake weally gives a thit."

¿ wrote:
> Widdle Wabbits
>
> A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
> little lisp, between two missing teeth,
>
> "Excuthe me, mithter, do you have any widdle wabbits?"
>
> As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
> he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a
> thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown
> wabbit over there?"
>
> She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
> knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think
> my thnake weally gives a thit."

LOL