100mph speed limits revisited

http://www.chrisdaviesmep.org.uk/news/2007/June/mep_proposes_big_co2_cuts_from_cars.htm

 

"Carbon Allowance Reduction System (CARS)"

That's a pretty lame 'backronym'.

 

Vote Platy!

 

still, think of the eels!

http://www.chrisdaviesmep.org.uk/news/2007/June/eels.htm

 

"EELS START THEIR JOURNEY IN THE CARIBBEAN, EVENTUALLY SWIMMING THROUGH
BRITISH SEAS TO SPEND MOST OF THEIR LIVES IN LOCAL WATERS SUCH AS THE
MANCHESTER SHIP CANAL AND RIVER MERSEY."[1]

**** 'em if they're stupid enough to leave the Caribbean and head for
Manchester.

[1] Note to Pip: cut-and-paste capitals.

 

Playpus for prime minister!

 

If only to improve my spelling... doh!

D

 

I read that bit and thought "he's going to tax them, isn't he?"

 

I bet he orgasmed all over himself when he dreamt it up though.


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Beav

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"Eels are mainly nocturnal spending much of the day resting in dark holes
under tree roots and bridges."

A bit like Chas then.



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Beav

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He would if your proposal saw the light of day.


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Beav

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Obviously, the music's far better in Mancland.


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Beav

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One hopes that German car manufacturers, with a bit of help from their
Russian friends, would <cough> sort the **** out.

 

<nods>

 

Freudian slip?

 

jungian fun pyjama?

 

Well in light of the possibility that in the future cars will be equipped
with GPS trackers which will report speed to big brother, is there any need
for cars to go over the prescribed speed limit?

 

of course not. just as there is no need for you to drink wine.

anyone sees cab drinking wine, report him immediately!

 

Doesn't this rather depend on who is doing the blowing?

Steve

 

Heh, I'll get my supply of brown paper bags in now.