2 down but not me

I have a private nurse for such things.

 

He's not talking about your piss, dummy. ;-)

 

Are you able to wear corrective contact lenses and then thinner
glasses in your glasses over or is your condition not as simple as
that?

 

Don't points 2 and 3 go together

like get thirsty - drink a lot, piss a lot

 

Bloody hell - shall I say that again, in English?

"Are you able to wear contact lenses and then thinnger lenses in your
glasses or is your condition not as simple as that?"

 

BGN says...

It's not as simple as that. I have serious double vision that the prism
corrects and long-sightedness in only my left eye. They can't correct
the double vision with contacts and even if they could the lenses would
be stupidly thick to take in my prescription as well, so I'm left with
only the thick glasses option.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
GSF600SW (broked)
'I do not object to people looking at their watches when I am speaking.
But I strongly object when they start shaking them to make certain they
are still going.' William Norman Birkett, 1st Baron Birkett, Oct 1960.

 

Hey, look on the good side, you get an impaired life pension. <snort>

Sympathies, mate, it's a bastard thing to have.

Ali

 

I am in violent agreement; I garden ferociously, and the lenses have
survived it well.

Ali

 

ginge says...

The stick on things in my specs only cost a few quid too, but look
utterly gash. Mind you, lenses 10mm thick will look utterly spazmoid, so
I may just forget about wearing specs altogether and just crash lots,
but I'll look fucking gorgeous doing so.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
GSF600SW (broked)
'I do not object to people looking at their watches when I am speaking.
But I strongly object when they start shaking them to make certain they
are still going.' William Norman Birkett, 1st Baron Birkett, Oct 1960.

 

I can see you equipped with a machete and flame thrower in the garden.

 

I can see her glaring at weeds in the hope they'll wilt.

 

Pick up roots and run away more like.

 

Continually feeling aggressive[1] especially when drinking lucozade to
combat the tiredness..

Phil.

[1] OK - more aggressive. As if anyone would notice.

 

Partly - it's also the body doing its best to flush away all the
glucose that it can't metabolise.

If you don't drink a lot you get dehydrated very quickly.

Phil.

 

As you are old, smell of wee and went to Paisley Tech. I am eternally
grateful that this should be true.

 

Have you checked your glucose level recently?

 

So does the semen, apparently.
Diabetics get CIM much more often.

 

That WAS the good side.

Well, it could be worse. I could be a Southerner.

 

No.

<pisses>
<swigs>

Mmm, 75%abv.

 

Computer Integrated Manufacturing? Sweet.