2 kids, 1 pup

Does anyone else thing this is just a bit too wrong?

http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/n...og-owners/article-2012233-detail/article.html

 

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It'd be a good community service project for scrotes - make them spend
all day every day picking up dog shit.

 

I expect no less these days but yes.

I don't suppose that restricting dog ownership to working dogs only is a big
vote winner?

 

http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/n...og-owners/article-2012233-detail/article.html

"Eating faeces - not as bad as McDonalds"

 

Would be if it was real poo, don't worry though they use "reshaped" mars
bars.

 

Do they provide bags and bins for people to pick up and place there
dogs' crap in? This is the norm in many parts of Swiss cities, such
that there's just no excuse for dogshit to ever be left on the
pavement.

I recall one turn, on a grassed area, being left for months, after
someone stuck a sign above it, with an arrow pointing down, saying (in
kraut, of course) "That is shit." The double meaning was clear.

 

Quite the reverse IMHO.

 

There are normally IME bins for dog shit in most green spaces. The
owners are generally expected to supply their own bags to get it into
the bin IYSWIM.





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No, not at all, the soil retains a bug from dog shit that can induce all
sorts of disease

http://www.doodycalls.com/resources_toxic_dog_waste.asp

Kids eat soil, ergo they eat dog shit.

 

But I hate kids .... sooooo

 

Heh I am sure my boy never ate soil TYVM

 

Perhaps we should licence people to have those too?

 

Too fucking right!

 

Absobloodylutely.

 

You probably shouldn't bet on that.

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My local park has yellow stencils of a dog shitting with the message
'Pick it up' sprayed on the pathways. Last month I went past one such
stencil and a dog (I assume) had deposited it's load directly underneath
the message.

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Been trying to burgle the odd garage lately, have we?

 

No. Unfortunately there will always be dog owners who don't give a damn
about anyone else and this notice won't bother them.

Viz had a character called The Parkie, a park keeper whose solution to
dogs fouling the park was to blast them with a shotgun - now that might
work

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Yes, they do in most places.

But the done thing seems to be to put it in a plastic bag and hang it
on a tree branch. Obviously because it looks good like that.

 

Absolutely guaranteed. I took Dan out into the garden properly for
the first time last week. Put him down on the patio. First think he
did was crawl to the grass, pick some up with some mud and try to eat
it.