2007 Tax concerns for Males only.

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by BJayKana, Jan 21, 2007.

  1. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest

    The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is
    due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,


    10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1%
    of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and
    they are both nuts!


    HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007, the penis will now be taxed
    according to size.


    The brackets are as follows:
    10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00      
    8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
    5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
    3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00


    Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.


    Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund.

    (below IRS advises)
    PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
     
    BJayKana, Jan 21, 2007
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    redshad Guest

    LOL...Goodun.

    Redshad
     
    redshad, Jan 21, 2007
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