<mini rant> hah - what a joke. My boiler has conked out - conveniently on a cold weekend. While I accept it is "peak season" for central heating call outs it has taken hours to find someone who can turn up earlier than "sometime early next week". Still doesn't stop them trying to sign you up to their annual service package - do it now sir and we can give you a discount. Err excuse me I don't sign up to things over the telephone without knowing the T&Cs. But sir ... British Gas were the biggest joke - their adverts say fast response, 24 hour 365 day service. Shame the reality doesn't match the marketing hype.