(heh-heh-) Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, " I Believe I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." The second surgeon said. "That's really nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The third surgeon said, Shoot,you fellers are amateurs. Listen to this, several years ago a =woman was high= on cocaine and she rode a horse head-on into a train =traveling at 80 miles= an hour. All I had left to work with was, ''the woman's blonde hair'' and, only the horse's ass. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I was able to put them together; and now ‘‘she's running for President’’ WhatchatthinkAboutThat. B. Jay Kana-- NETexas 02 Valkyrie Cruiser-- ( happy trails to you all)
Gonna vote her in? -- Ed Hart All My Imaginary Friends Are Gone. I guess It Is Time To FInd Some New Ones. (heh-heh-) Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, " I Believe I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." The second surgeon said. "That's really nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The third surgeon said, Shoot,you fellers are amateurs. Listen to this, several years ago a =woman was high= on cocaine and she rode a horse head-on into a train =traveling at 80 miles= an hour. All I had left to work with was, ''the woman's blonde hair'' and, only the horse's ass. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I was able to put them together; and now ''she's running for President'' WhatchatthinkAboutThat. B. Jay Kana-- NETexas 02 Valkyrie Cruiser-- ( happy trails to you all)
