30 steps to misery

From our kitchen to my office, every other one marked by a 1 inch round
spot of the Bandit's filthy chainlube on the light beigey-gold carpet.

It's a good job Vanish works well.

 

wessie said...

You're a student, you can't afford carpet......or a proper bike.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

Oy-vay. I'd buy takeaways for the next few days, mate.

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the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

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Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Ordinary aerosol contact cleaner does the job.

DAMHIKIJK,OK?

 

<goes to buy a *huge* tub for Jennifer>

its not chain lube but the carpet in her bedroom is covered in fake
tan.

*sigh*
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You /hope/ it's fake tan...

 

You've met her, you know she's blonde, you know she's stupid therefore
you should know that she'll use fake tan.

 

Any albinos I've seen when working in Africa had ginger hair. Perhaps
you need to start investigating your family tree.

 

Don't tell me. She's a blotchy orange colour, yeah?

 

What, and have darsy stalking her?

 

All your memes are belong to us.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Memes? We don' need no steenkin' memes.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

You want memes, you go Hotel Gayboy.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

I love the smell of memes in the morning.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

I can remember considering asking the albino chamber maid in a hotel
in Luanda if she'd do a quick strip so I could get those elusive
photos. She was an absolute horror so no way would I have shagged her,
she'd have needed to play lose the soap bar or similar.