30 steps to misery

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Apr 13, 2006.

  1. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    From our kitchen to my office, every other one marked by a 1 inch round
    spot of the Bandit's filthy chainlube on the light beigey-gold carpet.

    It's a good job Vanish works well.
     
    Lozzo, Apr 13, 2006
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  2. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    wessie said...
    You're a student, you can't afford carpet......or a proper bike.
     
    Lozzo, Apr 13, 2006
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo
    Oy-vay. I'd buy takeaways for the next few days, mate.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
    the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 13, 2006
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  4. Ordinary aerosol contact cleaner does the job.

    DAMHIKIJK,OK?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Apr 14, 2006
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  5. Lozzo

    Adie Guest

    <goes to buy a *huge* tub for Jennifer>

    its not chain lube but the carpet in her bedroom is covered in fake
    tan.

    *sigh*
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    Adie, Apr 14, 2006
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  6. Lozzo

    platypus Guest

    You /hope/ it's fake tan...
     
    platypus, Apr 14, 2006
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  7. Lozzo

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    You've met her, you know she's blonde, you know she's stupid therefore
    you should know that she'll use fake tan.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Apr 15, 2006
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  8. Lozzo

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Any albinos I've seen when working in Africa had ginger hair. Perhaps
    you need to start investigating your family tree.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Apr 15, 2006
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  9. Lozzo

    platypus Guest

    Don't tell me. She's a blotchy orange colour, yeah?
     
    platypus, Apr 15, 2006
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  10. Lozzo

    platypus Guest

    What, and have darsy stalking her?
     
    platypus, Apr 15, 2006
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  11. Lozzo

    platypus Guest

    All your memes are belong to us.
     
    platypus, Apr 16, 2006
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  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    Memes? We don' need no steenkin' memes.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
    the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 16, 2006
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  13. Lozzo

    platypus Guest

    You want memes, you go Hotel Gayboy.
     
    platypus, Apr 16, 2006
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  14. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    I love the smell of memes in the morning.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
    the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 16, 2006
    #14
  15. Lozzo

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I can remember considering asking the albino chamber maid in a hotel
    in Luanda if she'd do a quick strip so I could get those elusive
    photos. She was an absolute horror so no way would I have shagged her,
    she'd have needed to play lose the soap bar or similar.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Apr 16, 2006
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