3rd Unaugural aus.moto Rally of Tarago - May 14!

Only 2 weeks to go - how exciting! ;-)

I'll provide the ice, bangers, bread, onions, etc. You need to bring
yourself, any BBQ meat you like (if bangers aren't your thing), booze
of your preference, and something to sleep in.

There will be about 6m x 6m of space in the shed, or I have a few tents
available for those who don't own / don't want to bring them.

There will be trophies for Longest Distance, Longest Distance Per CC,
and Hard Luck (and this year I'll have them finished sometime before
attendees start arriving!)

The site is 15km from Tarago, about 50km from Goulburn, NSW. Send me
an e-mail if you'd like the (revised from 2003) directions.


BTH

 

Nev and I are going for the Hard luck

he's travelling with me and Im travelling with him.......

mh

 

What? No roo steak, and what about the paddock full of sheep?

 

What? No roo steak, and what about the paddock full of sheep?


Can't offer a paddock full Pete, but what about this cute little number?

http://www.carrtoons.co.nz/R5.html

Cheers,

Cam J.. just kidding.

 

"Connection to host www.carrtoons.co.nz is broken"

I have no eyedeer what you are insinewateing, Cam.

 

"Connection to host www.carrtoons.co.nz is broken"

Works fine for me. Someone musta tripped over the wire to NZ.

Your imagination is ripe.

 

I've gone from maybe to probably not. Sorry.

JL

 

Jeeze Jules, are you *still* upset about not getting the
longest-distance trophy last year? ;-)

Tell you what, if you turn up this time I'll make a special "sorry you
didn't win the longest-distance trophy" trophy for you, and it'll be
bigger and more impressive than all the other ones too. ;-)


BTH

 

I can almost hear the 700km of "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?" ;-)


BTH

 

Nearly, mate - my good luck ran out on Friday night when I hit a roo on
the way home.

Fortunately I was drivng my truck, and I wasn't going very fast, and I
escaped with a bit of a dent on the passenger side at about
glovebox-level. Once the dust cloud cleared I saw the kangaroo stagger
to his feet and sit unsteadily on the road in front of me. He buggered
off when I tooted my horn[1] at him though.


BTH
[1] In this context I'm referring to the electro-mechanical audible
warning device fitted to my motor vehicle, not my erect penis. Is that
nicely clear, Clem/Pat/BigIain?

 

Why?


BTH

 

The worrying part is that you even thought your penis might be
relevant to comments about kangaroos in the first place...

Wont be able to make it this year...gotta go to Sydney this weekend,
and too short of funds to go away the next weekend as well. I'll get
there one day!

Damien
GPX250 -> CBR600 -> Shadow?

 

Actually, I'll just rephrase that. Have a look at some of your
previous sentiments here:

http://tinyurl.com/8o8sc

....and then explain to me why I'd want you anywhere near my home?

Sincerely,

BTH

 

Give it up then.

Gary

--

"Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy
way: stop participating in it."

Noam Chomsky

 

*Crosses fingers and hopes BTH doesn't find any of my previous comments
about him*

Innocent Of Any Wrongdoing Pat

 

Actually,an electromechanical warning device attached to *your* erect penis
would be appreciated at the Unaugural.
Sort of like a bell on a cat's collar,so's we can stay out of your way...

Postman Pat (Perfectly clear thanks BT)

 

I can say what I like about him, I already know the way to his booth...



big

 

You'd wait until it became an "erect penis" before attempting to
attach an electromechanical warning device?

You're a braver man than me Pat.

GB, I ain't attachin' anythin' to anythin' n' n' n' n'

 

Oh well, action is action!


BTH

 

You've got one on your dick too?