7 Up

That's a night Snow White won't forget in a hurry. The filthy whore.

 

Not everyone can manage it, which is why they drink coke at NASA.

 

I had a NASA reference in my mind too. I think it was from some
tasteless jokes in 1986 .. ?

Paul.

 

<sigh>

Q: Why do they drink Coke at NASA?
A: Because they can't get seven up.

 

<sigh>

Q: What does NASA stand for?
A: [it's obvious]

 

<sigh>

"the Russians used a pencil"

 

Need Another Seven Astronauts
(see, it was obvious)

 

wrote:

Congratulations, you're king of the dullards.

 

"Some bum's got my pencil."

 

That may have been a reference to NASA spending $millions designing a ball
point pen, only to find it still didn't work in zero gravity - the allegedly
bacward Russians used pencils and didn't have any problem.

 

1) No shit, Sherlock.

2) The pen/pencil thing isn't true.

 

http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp

 

Would seem so. Also 'inability to properly quote and format a post'.

Oh, FFS! What do you think darsy was referring to in his one-liner?

 

Get many opportunities to write upside down? In space?

 

Writing on a blackboard for a class of bats. But that would require
chalk.

 

Subtle humo(u)r

I don't doubt you, but tbh, I can't see the point of them.

 

I'm sure we're getting a "better" class of moron around here these
days.