" "

Went to a party last night where some old uni mates were attending -
some of whom I haven't seen since I left in the early 80's.

A rather tall vaguely familiar looking burd comes over and introduces
herself.

"Hi Grant - I'm Marianne - you'll remember me as Peter!" [1]

It's not often I'm left completely speechless BUT . . . . . .

[1] had the full job apparently

 

Did ye shag her then?

 

Sounds like an ideal candidate for UKRM.