!!!___________!!!

!!!_!! !_!_!

 

What manner of strange chap are you then, young fella-me-lad? Some sort of
scalliwag I'll wager, what?

 

Nay.
He is the bastard offspring of an unholy union twixt warthog and
sea-slug

 

You sad git, you would reply to any old rubbish I post on here.

I just don't believe you all replied to half of the crap I posted then
deleted on here.

 

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/al...64c9/36fa385ebb18ef15?&hl=en#36fa385ebb18ef15

 

I admit it: I love you and I always will. Your intellect intrigues me and,
frankly, I am somewhat aroused by your devil-may-care attitude. Night after
night I sit in my car hoping you'll wander along with your toy dog on a
stick, a jumbo box of Kleenex, and your £9.99 digital camera from Asda.

I just don't believe you posted it then deleted it; this shows a lack of
courage in your convictions and even as I type I'm losing all respect for
you and my semi-on is wilting.

I've gone right off you now.

Never darken my windscreen again.

Si

 

Ti takes an idiot to know one.


Only an idiot who have nothing better to do with their lives will reply
to any deleted post. What is your obsession with me? Get a life!

 

Ti does, oyu're irght.

But...but...*sniffle*...

Ok, have it your way. You're right, this can't go on.

I will treasure the splash stains on my side windows and door mirrors.

Farewell my lovely, farewell. Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Please don't be tempted to throw yourself from an extremely high place in
your angst.

Si
xxx

 

I can't be bothered to reply.

 

Me neither.

 

A little more work needed on the old ascii art, but not bad for a dogger.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Why are you replying to this and all the other rubbish I posted?

 

Because he can and he will if he wants to. Welcome to England.

 

Why is the old dogger from Enfield now actively engaged in denouncing his
own posts as rubbish?

He seems to have started backpedalling (well, for 'him') in the last couple
of days.

Dave

PS. Will there be a variety of t-shirt designs? I was thinking of a few
possibles and thought of: <front> "If you like this" (pics of dogs shagging
or similar) <back> You'll *love* this (publicly available GoogleEarth type
pic of tone's house with WWW.ASB-COMM-LOGICX.NET in *BIG_TYPE* above/below
it...)

 

Bless him.

Hopefully I should have a reply from Poloneck personage within a few
days. I'd rather have decent quality poloneck with an embroidered
logo than a silly screen printed T-Shirt.

One with the UKRM logo (well, the text "UKRM"), some generic put-down
(or "Giving it Beans" etc.) and "You All Ride Safely Now" would be
ideal as it wouldn't be too person specific.

Line 1 (top of oval) "UKRM"
Line 2 (middle) "You all ride safely now"
Line 3 (bottom of oval) "<insert generic put-down here>")

Or one could swap it around and stick UKRM in the middle of the oval.

The bloke TOG used seems to produce very pretty embroidered polonecks
for around £15 but we'd only need solid colour text in one or two
fonts. For £15 I'd want a bloody good quality black poloneck. I'm
hoping that he'll come back with a £10 price tag if we're doing a
number of them. I was hoping that a price of £15 can be stuck on them
which will cover P&P and the rest goes to Riders For Health or
somesuch.

 

Shouldn't "Do you take it up the arse?" be in there somewhere?

 

Easy now biker-boy...

 

Looks like the doc has given him a new drug to trial. He gets this way
when he is on new drugs, he's even more extreme and unpredictable than
he usually is.

 

(_*_)