A Bikers Story.

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull
her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square
on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and
the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says Sir,
this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.

Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.

Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you
know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What
motorcycle do you ride?

A Harley Davidson.

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.


Aido. >

 

I think you'll find that the lion was repatriated against it's will and
now is used to earn income for it's keepers so is not an immigrant at
all but a slave, which probably means it's quite ok for the biker to
steal his lunch.

Nev..
'07 XB12X

 

Nev said -

Story needs bringing into the modern era - newspaper story would now read -

"DOCS failed to protect my child from mad biker.

The Premier and the Minister today held a press conference an announced a
full and searching enquiry as to why the department had not seen this coming
and assumed total responsibility with stuff all resources to protect the
gullible voting public from being conned again."

Ride; just ride.

Andrew