A Day in court...

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Uncle Bully, Dec 7, 2004.

  1. Seems to me that the very fact you guys have the slang term "bombed"
    indicates that claims of "I've never done it and I've never heard of
    anyone else doing it!" are immediately suspect... Sounds very "old
    school" as the newpaper reports of a cop trial put it the other day...

    big
     
    Iain Chalmers, Dec 10, 2004
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  2. Uncle Bully

    Michael C Guest

    So then you'd agree that there should be some sort of requirement for police
    to somehow prove the speed the driver was clocked at? :)

    Michael
     
    Michael C, Dec 10, 2004
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  3. So there's no actual "tickets per shift" rule laid on you by your
    superiors, but surely you're not trying to get us to believe that a
    (probably large) part of your measured performance isnt based on the
    quantity of tickets you write? I'd find it _very_ hard to believe that
    if you went for an entire month without writing a speeding ticket your
    boss wouldn't come down on you like a ton of bricks. "honest boss, I
    explained it all to them on usenet, and they've all stopped speeding,
    didn't see a _single_ one all month!" :)

    cynical-big
     
    Iain Chalmers, Dec 10, 2004
  4. I think he should go to his boss and say "Bloody fixed speed cameras,
    I just cannot get any infringments issued - I demand you remove them
    so I can get some work done!" :)

    GovCo might have something to say about that however :-(
     
    Patrick Young, Dec 10, 2004
  5. Not if it embues these institutions with a degree of gravitas fitting
    the huge importance they are to our society. Even though you can't see
    it yet.
    You would be an anarchist, No?
    You would want to be in charge though, I guess?
    Sure, but what about the institution?
    Can you suggest a better institution?
    Far from perfect, but it is the best we humans can think of.
    Yet I've described the similarities, and you have just made an empty
    assertion to the contrary. Care to elaborate why it is not similar in
    your opinion? You have been in the armed forces, I gather?
    Not at all like shaking hands. Please read what I said again. You've
    obviously missed the point.
    Umm, that is a convention that is changing in Australia at least.
    Sounds funny when Yanks call folks Sir and Ma'am, but they are just
    conventions. when they change, others take their place, although if
    you don't look carefuly, you might never notice -)
     
    Dunne E. Dawe, Dec 10, 2004
  6. Like the gynecologist who when doing his practical test to become a
    motor mechanic, stripped the engine and rebuilt it through the exhaust
    pipe :)
     
    Dunne E. Dawe, Dec 10, 2004
  7. Hey, I've never been nuked (email) and never nuked anyone and never
    known anyone who was alledgedly nuked, but I know the term.
     
    Dunne E. Dawe, Dec 10, 2004
  8. Prove to who, and in what forum?
     
    Dunne E. Dawe, Dec 10, 2004
  9. Uncle Bully

    Rod Speed Guest

    Mindless silly stuff. In spades with a magistrate's court.
    Nothing to 'see'
    Guess again.
    That silly title stuff is completely irrelevant to the institution.
    Dont need to, I was JUST commenting on that stupid title wank.
    Having fun thrashing that straw man ?

    That silly title crap with elected pollys is nothing like that.
    Like hell you did, you just asserted.
    You must made an empty original assertion.
    YOU made the stupid assertion, YOU get to do the elaborating.

    THATS how it works.
    Completely irrelevant whether I have or have not.
    Wrong again.
    Even you should be able to do better than that pathetically hoary old line.
    Irrelevant to whether its just another silly wank.
    Gone blind yet ? Dont reply if you can read this.
     
    Rod Speed, Dec 10, 2004
  10. Rare moment, this.
    I agree with the NetKook!!
     
    Toby Ponsenby, Dec 10, 2004
  11. Uncle Bully

    Neil Gerace Guest

    My race car is a wheeled toy too. So 'wheeled toy' doesn't imply any such
    thing :)
     
    Neil Gerace, Dec 10, 2004
  12. Uncle Bully

    Michael C Guest

    What would happen if you consistantly went out and patrolled know black
    spots resulting in lower number of infringments? You could do that every day
    for your career and book much less people than other officers sitting in
    known speeding but safer areas with no problems?

    Michael
     
    Michael C, Dec 10, 2004
  13. Uncle Bully

    Spooky Guest

    Isn't that what Court is all about?
     
    Spooky, Dec 10, 2004
  14. I imagine it would work on averages. If you were way below an average
    (or way above) they would pull you aside to find out why. The boss
    knows who is a slacker when not watched, and who has integrity.
    I can't recall all the warnings I've been given when if there had been
    quotas, I would have been a gone coon every time.
    This quota bullshit has been argued for as long as I can remember
    (five decades) and it started with a copper called Eric the Red who
    had bright red hair and was slimness challenged. He would sit on his
    Beeza with his leather nazi cap flattened over his ears, behind an
    advertising hoarding and roar out to grab unsuspecting motorists.
    Perhaps he was given a quota, but there was such a public uproar that
    I'l bet he didn't have it long, and that was the mid/early fifties.
    Public relations since, would dictate that quotas are not on, sorry.
     
    Dunne E. Dawe, Dec 10, 2004
  15. Uncle Bully

    Galimatias Guest

    Which one?
     
    Galimatias, Dec 10, 2004
  16. Uncle Bully

    Spooky Guest

    How many times o you want me to say it?
    Hey, I'll admit that is a tool that is used in work performance
    measure. However, not in the way you suggest. Read below.
    Of course he would. Now think about what you just said.
    Can YOU drive around for 8 hours a day, for a month, and
    not see anything worth booking? Anyone who can, should
    hand their licence in because they're driving with their eyes
    closed. If I gave you my infringement book, my SS, and
    a 5 minute run down on how to work the radar, you'd be back
    in an hour wanting a new book.
    Was I supposed to laugh at that?

    Spooky
     
    Spooky, Dec 10, 2004
  17. Where GovCo cheats?
     
    Toby Ponsenby, Dec 10, 2004
  18. There's more than one?
     
    Toby Ponsenby, Dec 10, 2004
  19. Uncle Bully

    Spooky Guest


    Classic! :)

    Spooky
     
    Spooky, Dec 10, 2004
  20. Uncle Bully

    Spooky Guest

    Yes. In fact that's exactly what happens right now.

    Spooky
     
    Spooky, Dec 10, 2004
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