A little humour

The Pope is visiting Washington, DC and President Bush takes
him out for an afternoon on the Potomac sailing on the
Presidential yacht, the Sequoia.
They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's
hat(zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water.
Secret service guys start to launch a boat, but President
Bush waves them off, saying, "Wait, wait. I'll take care of
this. Don't worry."
Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water
and walks out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends over and
picks it up, then walks back to the yacht and climbs aboard. He
hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.
The next morning the headlines in New York Times, Boston
Globe, Milwaukee Sentinel-Journal, Minneapolis Tribune, Denver
Post, Albuquerque Journal, Los Angeles Times and the San Francisco
Chronicle proclaim: "Bush Can't Swim."

 

I've put on a John Deere hat and some denim overalls, stuffed my mouth with
chewing tobacco, bought a beaten-up old Ford F150, fitted a gun rack behind
the seats and stuck a Confederate flag on the back window, married one of my
cousins, said "Y'all" a few times, and that still reads like some ignorantly
patriotic American's attempt at being ignorant and patriotic

 

Reminds me of the Pope Limo Joke

Pope is visiting USA and riding the limo winds the glass down and say's to
the driver, "I like these big American Limo's, I'm sick of the ugly sluggish
european cars they usually ferry me around in, can I have a drive?"

Driver thinks to himself, he's the pope, must be a good driver "yeah no
problem"

After 10 minutes the Pope starts to open up the throttle a bit on the
freeway, the limo driver in the back is a bit worried "slow down a bit
incase we get booked or crash"

The Pope say's it alright "I'm the Pope"

Sure enough a cop pulls them over.

He walks up to the glass and looks in the window excuses himself and runs
back to the patrol car. "Sarge, I've pulled up somebody really important and
don't think I should book them"

Sarge say's "you've pulled up a Diplomat or Ambassador?"

"No much more important"

"Ye gods, the President?"

"No, much more important"

"Who the hell could be more important than the President?"

"Well put it this way, the Pope is his chauffeur!"

 

I like that

 

Yup, but you and all of your ilk are just bleedin heart liberal greenie
hippies unless you drive thru darkytown yellin "nigras!" at all the people
who aren't Baptists.

--
Conehead
"Besides, I have vehicle(s), which is/(are) not used me so much of the above
is something I need to abide to in order for things to get done."

Hammo, in aus.motorcycles

 

Damn you, IK. I just crossposted and I've decided it's your fault.

--
Conehead
"Besides, I have vehicle(s), which is/(are) not used me so much of the above
is something I need to abide to in order for things to get done."

Hammo, in aus.motorcycles

 

It was only to aus.cars. No harm done, like pissing on someone's flowerbed
halfway through a drunken stagger home from the pub.

 

That's interesting. It felt exactly like that, but with a modicum of shame
and embarrassment, as if you'd tried to pull yourself on someone's
flowerbed.

--
Conehead
"Besides, I have vehicle(s), which is/(are) not used me so much of the above
is something I need to abide to in order for things to get done."

Hammo, in aus.motorcycles

 

so what do you have against Baptists ?.
some of them are very pleasant young women

 

This might have been funny if I had ever seen any of the
referenced newspapers.

 

Just walk around in Detroit, looking (and feeling) lost.

Hammo

 

So whats the charge for laying a cable in their letterbox? Then falling
asleep in their flowerbed?

Hammo

 

Ahh... but the difference is, that one is funny

 

"Gary Woodman" wrote

Or not read it twice on two other lists in the last three weeks.

Theo