A little off topic humour

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by Calgary, Feb 2, 2006.

  1. Calgary

    Calgary Guest

    These were copied from another forum and were originally from a
    competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and
    the least romantic second line.

    (1) Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

    (2) I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother.

    (3) Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
    empty and so is your head.

    (4) Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face.

    (5) Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not.

    (6) I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

    (7) I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    (8) My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life.

    (9) I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    (10) My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    (11) My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe "go to hell".

    (12) What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.

    Feel free to add your own.
    --


    Don
    RCOS# 7
    No Riding Today

    2000 - Yamaha Venture Millenium Edition
     
    Calgary, Feb 2, 2006
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