A little video fun...

Absolutely must be.

What sort of burd might float your boat?

One like my missus. Firm but not fat, ready but not waiting and finally,
alive. Or at least still warm.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Oooh, I could make a nice laser wheel aligner with one of those.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Well, for two quid you could go to Poundland and buy these

http://people.brunel.ac.uk/~eesridr/poundland.jpg

and make up one of these (batteries not included)

http://people.brunel.ac.uk/~eesridr/pointer.jpg

or, you could see if your local Aldi has any of these left from
a week or two back (for about £9 IIRC)

http://people.brunel.ac.uk/~eesridr/level.jpg
http://people.brunel.ac.uk/~eesridr/aldi.jpg

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KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

Heated full body suit. YKIMS.

 

And a clothes peg?


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Nice. And cheap too. Now I have to find a Poundland round here and it's a
shop I've never seen.

Now I've got to go shopping. I don't know whether I'm pleased or pissed off,
but I've got to have a laser aligner now.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

<Respect>

Ali

 

Alison Hopkins says...

<Auvache mode>

Poundland has one use, checking out how good you look in the reflection
when you're stopped outside their big windows.

</Am>

 

He couldn't do it in Harrow - Poundland's in the pedestrian precinct
bit.

<fx:re-reads>

This of course assumes you mean when he's on his bike. I mean, surely
he doesn't think like that when he's on foot and sans helmet, does he?

 

CT says...

Auvache thinks like that without thinking, IYSWIM.

 

Not a bit of it, I just don't go shopping. I'm married, see.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

That's me fucked then.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

And anyone who is thinking of pulling one apart ...

the red wire is negative, the green one positive

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, raden

"Cut the... blue wire!"

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Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Having pulled three of them apart, I think a more accurate
statement is, "The wire colours are random."

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Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

Likewise here - but all three had the same wiring scheme