A much needed LOL

It was a terrible nightmare, the most horrible one you could imagine. In
the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and

I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a
Negro, and I'm circumcised! Quickly I jumped up, found my pants and
looked in the pockets to find my driver license photo - and it was that
same color. Black. No, no, God no, it can't be!! I felt myself being
very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.


But it's a wheelchair!!  That means, of course, besides being black
and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!! I said to myself, aloud "This is
impossible. It's impossible that I should be black and Jewish and
disabled."
 
"It's the pure and holy truth", whispers someone from behind me. I turn
around, and it's my Boyfriend. Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual
whore and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend.  Sonofabitch!!!!
Oh, my God..... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend,
drug addict, and HIV-positive!!!
 
Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and OH, noooooo...I'm
Bald!!!
 
The telephone rings. It's my brother. He is saying, "Since mom and dad
died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all
day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap. Any job. "
Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!
 
I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are
black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a  drug
addict, HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan. But he doesn't get it.
 Frustrated, I hang up. It's then I realize I only have one
hand!!!   With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out. I
see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is
trash everywhere.
 
Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker?  Besides
being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug
addict, HIV-positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid  with one
hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.
 
At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, "Sweetiepie,
my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who you going to
vote for in the Primary?
 
Hillary or Barack?
 
Sonofabitch! Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black disabled one
armed drug addicted Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive,
bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican
 boyfriend, but PLEASE don't tell me I'm a dern Democrat!!!!
 

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Yeah, the other stuff I could handle (NOT) but if I found out I was a
democrat I'd have to call in a hit on myself. Democrat - heaven forbid! ;-)

BTW - everyone knows the right person to vote for is Ron Paul - right?

 

He's the only one that's actually Republican.

 

==yeah, he or Huca'bee. And I like Joe Biden on the Dems' side. But,
what's interesting is; ''I'll almost wager, that we're gonna get us
either a ?.....?, I mean Black president, or a dagum Wo-Man prez.
watch-ya-thank? =bjay=

 

==Yeah, that is the nightmare the feller in the dream,
had...lololol..=bjay=............

 

Naw, even if I was republican, wouldn't want Huca'bee, to me he is trying to
be a copycat for Billy. bahhahaha

Watchi fella about the wo-man prez...she might bring this Country back to
order.

Has anybody read in today's paper about Bushy Boy and what he's up to now
cutting money and all for homeland security? I thought that's why he went to
war...to protect us from those terrorists, now he wants them to cross over
and git us. LOL If I had a dern republican in front of me now, I'd slap the
shit out of them for voting.

 

==damn come a tootin'. =bjay

 

I didn't realize BJay was so well connected....

Colorado Councilwoman Resigns After Refusing to Remove Offensive Joke
From Web Site

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,316250,00.html

 

=WTF...................small ass world. hehehe---bjay