I'm beginning to see a pattern emerging here. "Australia foils trouser snake smuggler" [URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3134410.stm[/URL] "Vasectomy delays Tube commuters" [URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3150540.stm[/URL] Someone's having a ball taking the piss in their headline writing job, one can only hope the Peter Principle doesn't raise its ugly head too quickly and result in him getting sacked, as it were...