A positive election post

I smiled when the postie poped the mail through the letter-box this
morning...

A card from the Labour party reminding me to vote...

Yesterday...

First class postage too...

 

This sub-thread is worthless without pictures

 

BTW, it's 'de' not 'del' i just got bellowed at...

**** me fannyslices, do a a google search, you wont get past Gloria d...

We have 'pictures' apparently, in the loft That my wife took....

So, lets see the news of the world next then

once i get em out, who's bidding?

I was in the same class as the fit asian bird that fucking sven that
time, but jesus wankcuffs, i'm almost planning a wankathon here..

 

Like building bus stops out into the road instead of a perfectly good
layby so EVERYONE gets held up when the thing stops?

Ludicrous!

Disloyal because it's not practical in the slightest - going from
where I don't live to where I don't want to go?

The buses themselves are quite good. I only ever get the occasional
night bus, and it's usually a good laugh, so long as you remember to
have a piss before getting on - it's a long way home with a full
bladder.

Bully for you. I find some of our upper echelons to be festering
arseholes who don't even realise that when you displace people and
give 4x the workload to a single remaining person that things start
going shitty!

 

EMDYSI?

 

lost me there?

thwap thwap thwap

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Nige

<fx: rolls eyes>

You ignorant Northern ****!

*Everyone* knows it's: fap fap fap.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

And on another totally positive note, check the photo of Jacqui Smith
here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/england/8667644.stm

I may set that as my wallpaper.

 

English....

 

motherfucker

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Mark Olson

No.

NO.

 

do

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Mark Olson

Oi! Bonners, Mick! Which is best, PADI or BSAC?

I don't need learn about decompression and all that shit, I don't plan
on surfacing.

 

PADI. BSAC is the IAM of scuba.

 

Major (and shortsighted) reorganisation of the management of the
engineering department is taking place, right in the middle of major
fleet reorganisation involving recommissioning and modification of pre-
loved rolling stock. The experienced and extremely helpful materials
controller helping us with the 313 project has been booted out, with a
brand new and inexperienced replacement, three weeks before the
critical timetable change.

The company is being run by idiots and accountants, and I reckon there
will be safety critical consequences.

 

Can't face letting go of Anne?

I always knew there was something *really* odd about you.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan

I have to open the dungeon?

You can only *imagine*.

 

"Labour heavyweight"

hehe ..

Paul.

 

I've already opened one today, I could do without seeing another.

I want to imagine nothing. In fact, I'd currently rather be in a coma
for a week after today.

 

Who's Sven?