A question to my French friends

Its not helping you in Iraq is it ?

 

I French guy I know introduced me to his wife and sister. She was a lovely
woman.

 

I take it that's a no then.

 

you need to meet some real French people, give them a beer or two and let
them rant on about the English (who they hate the most), the Chermans, the
Swiss and the yanks. It can be very funny.

 

How does a French man stop his daughter from getting pregnant? Has his
so castrated...




Also;

An Italien, Englishman and Frenchman are given a wish each...

The Italien wishes to be strong, sexy, rich etc... and his wish is
granted. The french asks to have every non-french person removed from
his country and a 50 foot wall built around it. The englishman says
"Fill france with 50ft of water".




Finally;

The french eat snails, frogs legs, horse and garlic by the tonne. The
only thing that bastards wont eat is CLORETS.

 

jackmehoff Spewed:

Too many brits in the way passing out lollys.

 

John of Aix Spewed:

Every time ;-)

 

That's when they are not being shot at by wholly incompetent yank shit
troops!

FJ

 

Fatha - Jack Spewed:

A few stray bullets and bombs and all we hear is whine whine whine.
Yer troops ought to quit wearing them French yellow vests then

 

You don't know **** all about the French or France. I've lived here for
over 30 years and I know that what you say in the way you say it is
utter bollocks.

Tu comprends le français au moins j'espère, sinon tu es encore plus con
que fais croire.

 

Post facts, Bet ya can't. You are nothing but a trained monkey doing
my bidding. Run along now.

 

Ya want another peanut? I got lots of them.

 

Pround? Yup, I bet you're real proud.

LOL

 

That's the krauts innit??

FJ

 

Z got a nice thread going. The french and the britz love tossed
peanuts.

 

And yer point is?

< tosses another peanut >

 

Fair comment!

FJ

 

Yet you fucks talk about Vietnam like you were there.

Ironic aint it?

 

Handing out gum and candy is not much support.

 

You would.